'Unleashed'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
From Bitches, cause it made me laugh out loud (both parts):
deb grabien:
People who stand up on subways and scream "I GOTTA TESTIFY!" in your face don't, in my experience, follow that sentence up with "THERE AINT NOTHIN" OUT THERE! YOU DIE, YOU LAY THERE, AND YOU ROT! DEAL WITH IT!"
Jessica:
Speaking as someone who doesn't particularly enjoy being told she's going to hell at 7 am, I would pay cash money to see this.
wrod.Please, God, so to speak.
Rick V: They can pass legislation making Bush "President for Life" if they want to. Hell, they can pass legislation making Bush "Emperor of the Universe for All Eternity" if they want to.
Billytea: Although they'd be sure to call it the "Enduring Freedom" Act or something like that. As opposed to the more accurate "Apes Are Our Masters" Act.
Bitches
amych:Speaking of which, is there a National Talk Like A Parahomologist Day?
tommyrot:Yeah, and this year it falls on "Walk Like an Egyptian" day. So be careful.
Damn, juliana beat me to it!
Double dog damn!
In Natter:
ita:
I can see Condi Rice's nipples.
shrift:
...
Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
victor made me laugh in Angel...
Lee: I don't think it was established that it wasn't Angelus, only that it was temporary. DruggedAngel believed he was Angelus, was looking to do some damage, and had the tools needed to do that damage.
victor infante: I can believe this. Certain intoxicants have made me think I was a fighter pilot, looking to do much the same. Then I was sat down to watch Mary Poppins until I sobered up. Maybe they should have tried that with Angelus.
"I WILL KILL YOU AL....oooh. Umbrellas!"
Discussing a thread title for Natter 28:
Victor Infante: Zombies are the new vampire.
Lee: Or the new monkey.
Victor: ZOMBIE MONKIES!?!?!?!?! Then I ate her brains, now I'm a believer...
And the follow-ups,
Lee: Oh what can it mean, to a zombie believer, and a homecoming queen?
victor infante: Take the last train to Clarkesville and I'll eat you at the station...
Geography lessons in Firefly:
-t:
Where did "county" come from?
sumi:
Uh, the land that was ruled over by a Count?
-t:
Pardon me while I smack myself in the head.
tommyrot:
So somewhere there's a Chocula County?