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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kristen in Minearverse:
I feel that Save Our Show campaigns are so last season. I think the next evolution in fashionable fandom activities should be Cancel That Other Show campaigns.
I vote that we start with Everybody Loves Raymond.
Because, you know, everybody really doesn't.
Aimee in Bitches (yes, I'm on a COMM rampage. If you people stopped being so funny, this wouldn't be an issue!):
I don't think it's all, although I would venture to say that all white cats are at least mildly retarded.
For instance: This morning Lunar was on the dining room table. I yelled at him, "DOWN!"
He laid down on the table.
I swear I heard the dog snort.
in Minearverse, discussing the quality of Star Wars prequels dialogue as compared to the original:
Betsy HP:
Padme : We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin : I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Polter-Cow:
Vader: Luke, I don't like sand.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
KristinT with the setup, and billytea with the follow through:
Pshaw. I don't need a F2F to wear leather.
I have a sudden inexplicable urge to spray-paint this on a cow.
ted: Though one wishes it were otherwise, the post debate spin is actually more important than the debate. With that in mind, the Kerry campaign suggests that all Kerry supporters take a sec tonight to vote on all the national online websites below looking for an instant count of who "won."
ABC News: [link] CBS News: [link] CNN: [link] Fox News: [link] MSNBC: [link] USA Today: [link]
It couldn't hurt. (Bush supporters-if any here-please don't bother to vote, as I was just kidding and these polls don't matter.)
Okay, this made me laugh out loud. From Natter:
Lee:
Raise your hand if you'd like to see ita in cowgirl gear.
Jesse:
t throws hands in air
t waves them like I just don't care
billytea:
waves them like I just don't care
I believe the phrase you were looking for was 'tired of living'.
[edited to give "mysterious Buffista" a name]
I believe the unknown Buffista is Lee, if my to-do list I'd correct. If not, Lee, please don't answer that knock at your door.
I'd COMM it, but ita just saved me the trouble.
Gus, unable to watch the presidential debate from his redoubt in Switzerland:
Gawd, this sucks. The future of the world is being decided by a candidate's on-screen flubs and I have to watch it on BuffistasVision.
Debate watch-n-post:
quester: Did Bush just freeze up there for a few seconds?!
tommyrot: He's been infected by spyware.
DavidS: Heh. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER.