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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Edain - Sep 29, 2004 6:18:50 pm PDT #6686 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex

in Minearverse, discussing the quality of Star Wars prequels dialogue as compared to the original:

Betsy HP:

Padme : We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin : I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Polter-Cow:

Vader: Luke, I don't like sand.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2004 8:14:44 am PDT #6687 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

KristinT with the setup, and billytea with the follow through:

Pshaw. I don't need a F2F to wear leather.

I have a sudden inexplicable urge to spray-paint this on a cow.

Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2004 12:08:54 pm PDT #6688 of 10000
What is even happening?

ted: Though one wishes it were otherwise, the post debate spin is actually more important than the debate. With that in mind, the Kerry campaign suggests that all Kerry supporters take a sec tonight to vote on all the national online websites below looking for an instant count of who "won."

ABC News: [link] CBS News: [link] CNN: [link] Fox News: [link] MSNBC: [link] USA Today: [link]

It couldn't hurt. (Bush supporters-if any here-please don't bother to vote, as I was just kidding and these polls don't matter.)

Kate P. - Sep 30, 2004 2:43:26 pm PDT #6689 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Okay, this made me laugh out loud. From Natter:

Lee:

Raise your hand if you'd like to see ita in cowgirl gear.

Jesse:

t throws hands in air

t waves them like I just don't care

billytea:

waves them like I just don't care

I believe the phrase you were looking for was 'tired of living'.

[edited to give "mysterious Buffista" a name]

§ ita § - Sep 30, 2004 2:46:29 pm PDT #6690 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I believe the unknown Buffista is Lee, if my to-do list I'd correct. If not, Lee, please don't answer that knock at your door.

Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 30, 2004 2:55:18 pm PDT #6691 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd COMM it, but ita just saved me the trouble.

Theodosia - Sep 30, 2004 4:52:28 pm PDT #6692 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gus, unable to watch the presidential debate from his redoubt in Switzerland:

Gawd, this sucks. The future of the world is being decided by a candidate's on-screen flubs and I have to watch it on BuffistasVision.

Jessica - Sep 30, 2004 5:09:10 pm PDT #6693 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Debate watch-n-post:

quester: Did Bush just freeze up there for a few seconds?!

tommyrot: He's been infected by spyware.

DavidS: Heh. CRASH MOTHERFUCKER.

Lee - Sep 30, 2004 5:19:38 pm PDT #6694 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It wasn't me, ita. I was never here, and I would never do anything like that, and have I mentioned I moved? I now live out in Pasadena, or maybe it's North Hollywood.

billytea - Sep 30, 2004 5:29:59 pm PDT #6695 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Anne in Natter:

Although easy to listen to, every time Kerry says "In my plan..." my mind instantly completes the sentence with "...we are beltless."

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