shrift's dadaistic life:
A guy walked by when I was downstairs a few minutes ago. He said, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!"
Jehovah is one intense and grumpy little man.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Steph L. - Sep 28, 2004 7:09:22 am PDT #6679 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Scrappy - Sep 28, 2004 10:40:27 am PDT #6680 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kalshane:
Has anyone else ever had that one true moment of clarity where you suddenly realize a certain person is completely, mind-bogglingly insane? Not that this has anything to do with something another person on this thread may have said recently or anything.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 28, 2004 10:41:47 am PDT #6681 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Gudanov in Bitches:
Of course, the car and the driver have to have no mass to get up to light speed. The best science can do right now to have Callista Flockhart drive a Lotus Elise.
Maria - Sep 28, 2004 1:21:59 pm PDT #6682 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
The lovely Katerina Bee, in Bitches, just 'cause it's perfect:
Casual chic? It depends on the venue. Sometimes it's Ralph Lauren khakis and a sweater casually thrown over the shoulders. Other times that means holey thrift store jeans, a flannel shirt seriously besmirched from a painting project, and a tiara to top it all off.
Pix - Sep 28, 2004 8:31:39 pm PDT #6683 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Liese S- because only on b.org in Bureaucracy would this statement make sense:
Oh. I saw a bunch of posts in here, and thought there might have been a kerfluffle. Thank goodness we were only consensing zombies. So much healthier.
Pix - Sep 29, 2004 2:51:18 am PDT #6684 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Kristen in Minearverse:
I feel that Save Our Show campaigns are so last season. I think the next evolution in fashionable fandom activities should be Cancel That Other Show campaigns.
I vote that we start with Everybody Loves Raymond.
Because, you know, everybody really doesn't.
Pix - Sep 29, 2004 7:34:54 am PDT #6685 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Aimee in Bitches (yes, I'm on a COMM rampage. If you people stopped being so funny, this wouldn't be an issue!):
I don't think it's all, although I would venture to say that all white cats are at least mildly retarded.
For instance: This morning Lunar was on the dining room table. I yelled at him, "DOWN!"
He laid down on the table.
I swear I heard the dog snort.
Edain - Sep 29, 2004 6:18:50 pm PDT #6686 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
in Minearverse, discussing the quality of Star Wars prequels dialogue as compared to the original:
Betsy HP:
Padme : We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin : I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Polter-Cow:
Vader: Luke, I don't like sand.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2004 8:14:44 am PDT #6687 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
KristinT with the setup, and billytea with the follow through:
Pshaw. I don't need a F2F to wear leather.
I have a sudden inexplicable urge to spray-paint this on a cow.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2004 12:08:54 pm PDT #6688 of 10000
What is even happening?
ted: Though one wishes it were otherwise, the post debate spin is actually more important than the debate. With that in mind, the Kerry campaign suggests that all Kerry supporters take a sec tonight to vote on all the national online websites below looking for an instant count of who "won."
ABC News: [link] CBS News: [link] CNN: [link] Fox News: [link] MSNBC: [link] USA Today: [link]
It couldn't hurt. (Bush supporters-if any here-please don't bother to vote, as I was just kidding and these polls don't matter.)