Madrigal Costello: Ezzle would be an Australian gangsta-rapper, probably have a song about pouring a 40 and vegemite on a homie's grave.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jun 07, 2004 8:39:19 am PDT #6262 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kathy A - Jun 07, 2004 11:47:51 am PDT #6263 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gus screws with someone's mind:
A fellow came up as I was leaving the grocery store today. He was trying to sell some kind of raffle ticket. I spoke to him in Bantu. He tried louder English. I responded with a shrug. He thrust the tickets at me and shook them as he loudly announced, "Buy! You buy. You buy!"
So, I gave him the big smile and said "Bye!" and waved as I left.
These are the moments one lives for.
Consuela - Jun 07, 2004 1:57:47 pm PDT #6264 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Allyson in Firefly, on the multi-faceted talents of the Buffistas:
We send rocket ships to Mars, we teach courses on How to Kill People, we write books on Bubblegum Pop. We are in NASA, we teach Jr. High, we're on Jeopardy, we're writing for television. We're adding words to the Oxford Dictionary RIGHT NOW, and inserting sublimal messages in the New York Times Arts and Leisure section. We've infiltrated the highest levels of government. We're set to take over the world, but alas, we are lazy and shirking our world-take-over plans by posting here.
amych - Jun 07, 2004 2:00:33 pm PDT #6265 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And DX's followup to the above:
Procrastination is a harsh mistress.
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2004 2:42:58 pm PDT #6266 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Today is the Empress' day:
In Movies, on prejudice in Harry Potter:
ita
The blond thing? What is coincidence, what is deliberate, and what is a point we're missing?
Miracleman
Waaaaait a minute! ita's blonde!
DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY! SHE'S OBFUSCATING J.K. ROWLING'S CLEAR WARNING! AAAGGGGHHH!!
Sorry. Sorry. Better now.
Aimée
ita kraver and the Prisoner of Kravkaban!!!
And then, in Natter, regarding currency:
some quoted thing about currency
$1,000 bill with a portrait of Grover Cleveland
Aimée
However, they skipped the $2,000 bill and put him back on the $3,000 bill.
<rimshot>
aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:06:20 pm PDT #6267 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Raquel, in natter:
So I guess it depends on the size of your flag and the length of your pole.
As does so much in life.
aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:35:14 pm PDT #6268 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Nutty, in Minearverse:
One sort of wants to lock Heinlein and Ayn Rand into a squash court, armed with nothing but silly string and matches, and see who kills whom.
smonster - Jun 09, 2004 4:12:00 am PDT #6269 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Also Nutty, also Minearverse, same post.
Oh please, Bobby, not the joys of market capitalism again! You know how that always messes up the topcoat on my nail polish.
Jessica - Jun 09, 2004 5:01:28 am PDT #6270 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Natter:
Gus: Children come from a woman. The woman who bore the child came from a woman. This is the indisputable line.
Nonian: Gus, I have never thought of geneology in this way before, but I find rather like it. Sort of like Buffy, for geneology.
ita: Plus mitochondria.
Sure, they're no midichlorians, but that's kinda a plus.
Theodosia - Jun 09, 2004 6:20:38 am PDT #6271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger cracks my shit up:
I gave up caffeine once for about six months. Then I had a sudden revelation that I had not actually been awake for six months.