Today is the Empress' day:

In Movies, on prejudice in Harry Potter:

ita

The blond thing? What is coincidence, what is deliberate, and what is a point we're missing?

Miracleman

Waaaaait a minute! ita's blonde!

DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY! SHE'S OBFUSCATING J.K. ROWLING'S CLEAR WARNING! AAAGGGGHHH!!

Sorry. Sorry. Better now.

Aimée

ita kraver and the Prisoner of Kravkaban!!!

And then, in Natter, regarding currency:

some quoted thing about currency

$1,000 bill with a portrait of Grover Cleveland

Aimée

However, they skipped the $2,000 bill and put him back on the $3,000 bill.

<rimshot>

Raquel, in natter:

So I guess it depends on the size of your flag and the length of your pole.

As does so much in life.

Nutty, in Minearverse:

One sort of wants to lock Heinlein and Ayn Rand into a squash court, armed with nothing but silly string and matches, and see who kills whom.

Also Nutty, also Minearverse, same post.

Oh please, Bobby, not the joys of market capitalism again! You know how that always messes up the topcoat on my nail polish.

In Natter:

Gus: Children come from a woman. The woman who bore the child came from a woman. This is the indisputable line.

Nonian: Gus, I have never thought of geneology in this way before, but I find rather like it. Sort of like Buffy, for geneology.

ita: Plus mitochondria.

Sure, they're no midichlorians, but that's kinda a plus.

Ginger cracks my shit up:

I gave up caffeine once for about six months. Then I had a sudden revelation that I had not actually been awake for six months.

In Bitches.

Erin: It takes a long damn time for my pasta water to boil. Stupid slow electrons.

Polter-Cow: Show them porn. That'll excite 'em.

Erin: I tried, but the cat peed on all my atomic porn, and it's simply unusable.

Polter-Cow: The Cat Peed on All My Atomic Porn is my new band name.

Erin: You play sphinctronica, of course.

Gudanov: Don't blame the electrons for the poor performance of your water molecules. The electrons are doing their best, it's those big slacker molecules that are to blame.

Erin: Dude, don't diss the water.

Topic!Cindy in Bitches:

(speaking on the fact that the kindergarten orientation was absolutely useless because the current teacher will not be there next year)

I asked him if we could sacrifice a goat to get Ben's old teacher (from another school, at which this guy was also Principal).

He may have looked at me funny.

Why can't everyone just be a Mutant Enemy fan, to make me not have to watch my mouth. I don't have to worry about swearing nearly as much as I have to worry about spouting out 'verse and fandom-isms.

Aimee in Movies:

I love "....the transgender agenda". It's my favorite. Although, to be honest, it's more of an itinerary.

KristinT: Aimee's got baby bubbles!

(Why am I now thinking she's going to give birth to sea monkeys?)

billytea: You've met the father?

Miracleman: That would RAWK!

...uh, I mean...what are you, a crazyhead?

sea monkeys would totally rock

amych: He ordered them out of the back of a comic book, didn't he?

Miracleman: Mock NOT the back-of-comic-book purchases.

The Hypno-Specs are how I got her to marry me.

billytea: "That would RAWK! "

It'd make for a much easier birth. And if it doesn't, then it'd make for a Doctor Who adventure.

KristinT: And then you'd take the little sea monkey niblets to their first day of school, and they'd have to explain why all the other kids didn't have to come to class in a paper cup...it would be tragic.

Miracleman: "Do you think those other kids have their very own fishbowl with a castle? Of course not. Don't you listen to them, sweeties. Now, put on your coat...we wouldn't want you to freeze solid."

KristinT: "But Dad, I don't look anything like that picture on the box!"

Miracleman: "And don't think I won't ask your mother about that!"