And DX's followup to the above:
Procrastination is a harsh mistress.
Here is your cup of coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.
Xander ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Jun 07, 2004 2:00:33 pm PDT #6265 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2004 2:42:58 pm PDT #6266 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Today is the Empress' day:
In Movies, on prejudice in Harry Potter:
ita
The blond thing? What is coincidence, what is deliberate, and what is a point we're missing?
Miracleman
Waaaaait a minute! ita's blonde!
DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY! SHE'S OBFUSCATING J.K. ROWLING'S CLEAR WARNING! AAAGGGGHHH!!
Sorry. Sorry. Better now.
Aimée
ita kraver and the Prisoner of Kravkaban!!!
And then, in Natter, regarding currency:
some quoted thing about currency
$1,000 bill with a portrait of Grover Cleveland
Aimée
However, they skipped the $2,000 bill and put him back on the $3,000 bill.
<rimshot>
aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:06:20 pm PDT #6267 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Raquel, in natter:
So I guess it depends on the size of your flag and the length of your pole.
As does so much in life.
aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:35:14 pm PDT #6268 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Nutty, in Minearverse:
One sort of wants to lock Heinlein and Ayn Rand into a squash court, armed with nothing but silly string and matches, and see who kills whom.
smonster - Jun 09, 2004 4:12:00 am PDT #6269 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Also Nutty, also Minearverse, same post.
Oh please, Bobby, not the joys of market capitalism again! You know how that always messes up the topcoat on my nail polish.
Jessica - Jun 09, 2004 5:01:28 am PDT #6270 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Natter:
Gus: Children come from a woman. The woman who bore the child came from a woman. This is the indisputable line.
Nonian: Gus, I have never thought of geneology in this way before, but I find rather like it. Sort of like Buffy, for geneology.
ita: Plus mitochondria.
Sure, they're no midichlorians, but that's kinda a plus.
Theodosia - Jun 09, 2004 6:20:38 am PDT #6271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger cracks my shit up:
I gave up caffeine once for about six months. Then I had a sudden revelation that I had not actually been awake for six months.
DavidS - Jun 09, 2004 8:15:25 am PDT #6272 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches.
Erin: It takes a long damn time for my pasta water to boil. Stupid slow electrons.
Polter-Cow: Show them porn. That'll excite 'em.
Erin: I tried, but the cat peed on all my atomic porn, and it's simply unusable.
Polter-Cow: The Cat Peed on All My Atomic Porn is my new band name.
Erin: You play sphinctronica, of course.
Gudanov: Don't blame the electrons for the poor performance of your water molecules. The electrons are doing their best, it's those big slacker molecules that are to blame.
Erin: Dude, don't diss the water.
Maria - Jun 09, 2004 9:36:51 am PDT #6273 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
(speaking on the fact that the kindergarten orientation was absolutely useless because the current teacher will not be there next year)
I asked him if we could sacrifice a goat to get Ben's old teacher (from another school, at which this guy was also Principal).
He may have looked at me funny.
Why can't everyone just be a Mutant Enemy fan, to make me not have to watch my mouth. I don't have to worry about swearing nearly as much as I have to worry about spouting out 'verse and fandom-isms.
Kate P. - Jun 09, 2004 10:08:43 am PDT #6274 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Aimee in Movies:
I love "....the transgender agenda". It's my favorite. Although, to be honest, it's more of an itinerary.