Allyson in Firefly, on the multi-faceted talents of the Buffistas:
We send rocket ships to Mars, we teach courses on How to Kill People, we write books on Bubblegum Pop. We are in NASA, we teach Jr. High, we're on Jeopardy, we're writing for television. We're adding words to the Oxford Dictionary RIGHT NOW, and inserting sublimal messages in the New York Times Arts and Leisure section. We've infiltrated the highest levels of government. We're set to take over the world, but alas, we are lazy and shirking our world-take-over plans by posting here.
And DX's followup to the above:
Procrastination is a harsh mistress.
Today is the Empress' day:
In Movies, on prejudice in Harry Potter:
ita
The blond thing? What is coincidence, what is deliberate, and what is a point we're missing?
Miracleman
Waaaaait a minute! ita's blonde!
DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY! SHE'S OBFUSCATING J.K. ROWLING'S CLEAR WARNING! AAAGGGGHHH!!
Sorry. Sorry. Better now.
Aimée
ita kraver and the Prisoner of Kravkaban!!!
And then, in Natter, regarding currency:
some quoted thing about currency
$1,000 bill with a portrait of Grover Cleveland
Aimée
However, they skipped the $2,000 bill and put him back on the $3,000 bill.
<rimshot>
Also Nutty, also Minearverse, same post.
Oh please, Bobby, not the joys of market capitalism again! You know how that always messes up the topcoat on my nail polish.
Ginger cracks my shit up:
I gave up caffeine once for about six months. Then I had a sudden revelation that I had not actually been awake for six months.
In Bitches.
Erin:
It takes a long damn time for my pasta water to boil. Stupid slow electrons.
Polter-Cow:
Show them porn. That'll excite 'em.
Erin:
I tried, but the cat peed on all my atomic porn, and it's simply unusable.
Polter-Cow:
The Cat Peed on All My Atomic Porn is my new band name.
Erin:
You play sphinctronica, of course.
Gudanov:
Don't blame the electrons for the poor performance of your water molecules. The electrons are doing their best, it's those big slacker molecules that are to blame.
Erin:
Dude, don't diss the water.
Topic!Cindy in
Bitches:
(speaking on the fact that the kindergarten orientation was absolutely useless because the current teacher will not be there next year)
I asked him if we could sacrifice a goat to get Ben's old teacher (from another school, at which this guy was also Principal).
He may have looked at me funny.
Why can't everyone just be a Mutant Enemy fan, to make me not have to watch my mouth. I don't have to worry about swearing nearly as much as I have to worry about spouting out 'verse and fandom-isms.