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Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Consuela - Jun 07, 2004 1:57:47 pm PDT #6264 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Allyson in Firefly, on the multi-faceted talents of the Buffistas:

We send rocket ships to Mars, we teach courses on How to Kill People, we write books on Bubblegum Pop. We are in NASA, we teach Jr. High, we're on Jeopardy, we're writing for television. We're adding words to the Oxford Dictionary RIGHT NOW, and inserting sublimal messages in the New York Times Arts and Leisure section. We've infiltrated the highest levels of government. We're set to take over the world, but alas, we are lazy and shirking our world-take-over plans by posting here.

amych - Jun 07, 2004 2:00:33 pm PDT #6265 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And DX's followup to the above:

Procrastination is a harsh mistress.

Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2004 2:42:58 pm PDT #6266 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Today is the Empress' day:

In Movies, on prejudice in Harry Potter:

ita

The blond thing? What is coincidence, what is deliberate, and what is a point we're missing?

Miracleman

Waaaaait a minute! ita's blonde!

DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY! SHE'S OBFUSCATING J.K. ROWLING'S CLEAR WARNING! AAAGGGGHHH!!

Sorry. Sorry. Better now.

Aimée

ita kraver and the Prisoner of Kravkaban!!!

And then, in Natter, regarding currency:

some quoted thing about currency

$1,000 bill with a portrait of Grover Cleveland

Aimée

However, they skipped the $2,000 bill and put him back on the $3,000 bill.

<rimshot>

aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:06:20 pm PDT #6267 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Raquel, in natter:

So I guess it depends on the size of your flag and the length of your pole.

As does so much in life.

aurelia - Jun 08, 2004 8:35:14 pm PDT #6268 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Nutty, in Minearverse:

One sort of wants to lock Heinlein and Ayn Rand into a squash court, armed with nothing but silly string and matches, and see who kills whom.

smonster - Jun 09, 2004 4:12:00 am PDT #6269 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Also Nutty, also Minearverse, same post.

Oh please, Bobby, not the joys of market capitalism again! You know how that always messes up the topcoat on my nail polish.

Jessica - Jun 09, 2004 5:01:28 am PDT #6270 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Natter:

Gus: Children come from a woman. The woman who bore the child came from a woman. This is the indisputable line.

Nonian: Gus, I have never thought of geneology in this way before, but I find rather like it. Sort of like Buffy, for geneology.

ita: Plus mitochondria.

Sure, they're no midichlorians, but that's kinda a plus.

Theodosia - Jun 09, 2004 6:20:38 am PDT #6271 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger cracks my shit up:

I gave up caffeine once for about six months. Then I had a sudden revelation that I had not actually been awake for six months.

DavidS - Jun 09, 2004 8:15:25 am PDT #6272 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Bitches.

Erin: It takes a long damn time for my pasta water to boil. Stupid slow electrons.

Polter-Cow: Show them porn. That'll excite 'em.

Erin: I tried, but the cat peed on all my atomic porn, and it's simply unusable.

Polter-Cow: The Cat Peed on All My Atomic Porn is my new band name.

Erin: You play sphinctronica, of course.

Gudanov: Don't blame the electrons for the poor performance of your water molecules. The electrons are doing their best, it's those big slacker molecules that are to blame.

Erin: Dude, don't diss the water.

Maria - Jun 09, 2004 9:36:51 am PDT #6273 of 10000

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Topic!Cindy in Bitches:

(speaking on the fact that the kindergarten orientation was absolutely useless because the current teacher will not be there next year)

I asked him if we could sacrifice a goat to get Ben's old teacher (from another school, at which this guy was also Principal).

He may have looked at me funny.

Why can't everyone just be a Mutant Enemy fan, to make me not have to watch my mouth. I don't have to worry about swearing nearly as much as I have to worry about spouting out 'verse and fandom-isms.

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