Gus in Natter expressing one of the constant problems with posting on an articulate board:
OK, five attempts spell "Mediterranean", followed by a really long look at "synchronicities" in a suspicious manner makes me think it is time to toddle off.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - May 02, 2004 4:49:12 am PDT #6066 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Cass - May 02, 2004 5:39:46 pm PDT #6067 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
in Angel:
Cindy: Screw you WB, and your little frog, too.
DCJensen - May 03, 2004 6:42:51 am PDT #6068 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
P. M. Marcontell, in the Minearverse:
I'm a 12 year old boy. With tits.
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2004 7:14:55 am PDT #6069 of 10000
What is even happening?
Teppy: Announcement: I find the "Announcement/Analysis" format strange and off-putting.
Analysis: I am perhaps a crankypants today. Send coffee and pastry.
Polter-Cow - May 03, 2004 8:11:43 am PDT #6070 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Minearverse, ita sez, regarding fanboys who like girls who like comics:
I'm so over the "chick on my (stereotypically masculine) turf! Hawt!" thing.
So tommyrot responds with:
So chicks aren't impressed when I think it's hot that they can vote?
Kate P. - May 03, 2004 9:13:51 am PDT #6071 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Movies:
Aimee (has just seen The Ring and is scared of her TV):
I'm scared that creepy fucking child is going to crawl out of it.
Frankenbuddha:
Creepy little girl only comes with Comcast, from what I've heard. So if you don't have Comcast, you should be safe.
If you have Comcast, you're fucked anyway, so the the creepy little girl is sort a relief.
Consuela:
I have Comcast, but I'm NGA. Do I need to upgrade?
Pix - May 03, 2004 9:47:22 am PDT #6072 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
beth b:
TIVO
billytea:
Sure, mock my pain. Or just record it and mock it later.
Polter-Cow - May 03, 2004 10:49:42 am PDT #6073 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I hate to COMM myself, but it's the setup for a series of hilarious and brilliant punchlines, so here goes:
>Teeth are living, and they are able to respond to a person's bite.
I can't wait for the ensuing Attack of the Mutant Monster Teeth! movies. And then all the bad reviews: "This movie totally bites." "Don't chew on this." "9 out of 10 dentists recommend not seeing this movie."
tommyrot:
"This movie hurts when you get ice cream on it."
Erin:
"Watching this movie is like biting on tinfoil."
Aimée:
"Won't take long before this movie gets pulled from the theaters."
Fred Pete:
"Brace yourself before seeing this one."
Aimée:
"This is proof of decay in the entertainment industry."
Gudanov:
"The writer should be capped."
tommyrot:
"Brush and floss thoroughly before seeing this one."
"The tooth fairy will charge you to take this one."
Ginger:
"Free jawbreaker with ticket."
Erin:
"Warning -- teeth-grindingly bad."
"There's a gaping cavity where the plot should be."
Gudanov:
"The plot felt like someone drilled out all the excitement and filled it with lead".
Dana - May 03, 2004 2:58:58 pm PDT #6074 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
In Natter, Polter-Cow discusses his hyphen:
I also don't mind if the hyphen's not there, as long as you don't talk about personal computers or political correctness in the same sentence, cause that could get confusing.
Steph:
Like, if you bought a Dell laptop from the Micronesian Blind Lesbians' Society?
"I had to skip and skim -- anything happen recently?"
"Yeah -- PC bought a PC PC."
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2004 4:04:42 pm PDT #6075 of 10000
What is even happening?
Polter-Cow: I have a larger confession to make.
I'm really Jane Espenson.
amych: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! Tell me what Scrappy's like in real life!!!