Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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In Natter, Polter-Cow discusses his hyphen:
I also don't mind if the hyphen's not there, as long as you don't talk about personal computers or political correctness in the same sentence, cause that could get confusing.
Steph:
Like, if you bought a Dell laptop from the Micronesian Blind Lesbians' Society?
"I had to skip and skim -- anything happen recently?"
"Yeah -- PC bought a PC PC."
Polter-Cow: I have a larger confession to make.
I'm really Jane Espenson.
amych: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! Tell me what Scrappy's like in real life!!!
Can't believe this hasn't made it here yet ... from Minearverse
Polter-Cow: I have no idea what Harsh Mistress is about, but maybe he could meld the two together into one big movie. The Mal Is a Harsh Mistress.
NovaChild:
Hmmm. It has promise.
Jayne: Whaddaya mean we're just gonna throw rocks at 'em? That's stupid!
River: But each rock will hit the earth at a speed of 8 gazillion meters per second, releasing 6.8 megatrillion Joules of energy, the same amount as 983 H-bombs of mass destruction and scare them into submission. Or, I could kill them with my brain.
Mal: Will somebody shut her up? Zoe? Do it.
Zoe: Yes Captain.
Wash: Why does he get to be obeyed all the time? I just don't get it. That's okay, I have an idea! Let's all get married into a group family and live happily ever after! Because here on the moon our women are beautiful and liberal and our men are beautiful and liberal and everybody has lots of sex and its perfectly safe! Yay! I love you Robert Heinlein!
Everybody: YAY!
Maybe we can help Tim write? Obviously, we have talent.
billytea in Bitches, at the end of an odd, convoluted but funny post
I'm a guy on way too much caffeine, and I approved this message.
Allyson in Minearverse after reading an article on fandom that was very poorly researched:
males who rule all within the fandom, using their great spoiler penises to keep the women folk down, begging for information.
In Minearverse, tryin' a little spicy talk:
Betsy HP: (Stop ogling my axioms, dammit!)
Kiba Rika: Sorry. They're just such lovely axioms, I couldn't help but stare.
amych: I heard a nasty rumor that some nameless people's axioms are, shall we say, enhanced.
Lilty Cash: And sometimes, the way those participles dangle, you've got to take a peek.
Deena in Bitches, hopefully referring to the Spikelet, but one never knows, really
And the pale prince of darkness is paging his mama.... so off I go.
ita "comforts" us
tommyrot
I think the stompies should tell us comforting lies.
(...kidding...)
ita
We already do.
I mean, we never would. We are way too stalwart and true.
tommyrot in Natter:
And yes, my first reaction had a semicolon.
Punctuation, always funny, context, not needed.