in Angel:
Cindy: Screw you WB, and your little frog, too.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - May 02, 2004 5:39:46 pm PDT #6067 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
DCJensen - May 03, 2004 6:42:51 am PDT #6068 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
P. M. Marcontell, in the Minearverse:
I'm a 12 year old boy. With tits.
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2004 7:14:55 am PDT #6069 of 10000
What is even happening?
Teppy: Announcement: I find the "Announcement/Analysis" format strange and off-putting.
Analysis: I am perhaps a crankypants today. Send coffee and pastry.
Polter-Cow - May 03, 2004 8:11:43 am PDT #6070 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Minearverse, ita sez, regarding fanboys who like girls who like comics:
I'm so over the "chick on my (stereotypically masculine) turf! Hawt!" thing.
So tommyrot responds with:
So chicks aren't impressed when I think it's hot that they can vote?
Kate P. - May 03, 2004 9:13:51 am PDT #6071 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Movies:
Aimee (has just seen The Ring and is scared of her TV):
I'm scared that creepy fucking child is going to crawl out of it.
Frankenbuddha:
Creepy little girl only comes with Comcast, from what I've heard. So if you don't have Comcast, you should be safe.
If you have Comcast, you're fucked anyway, so the the creepy little girl is sort a relief.
Consuela:
I have Comcast, but I'm NGA. Do I need to upgrade?
Pix - May 03, 2004 9:47:22 am PDT #6072 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
beth b:
TIVO
billytea:
Sure, mock my pain. Or just record it and mock it later.
Polter-Cow - May 03, 2004 10:49:42 am PDT #6073 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I hate to COMM myself, but it's the setup for a series of hilarious and brilliant punchlines, so here goes:
>Teeth are living, and they are able to respond to a person's bite.
I can't wait for the ensuing Attack of the Mutant Monster Teeth! movies. And then all the bad reviews: "This movie totally bites." "Don't chew on this." "9 out of 10 dentists recommend not seeing this movie."
tommyrot:
"This movie hurts when you get ice cream on it."
Erin:
"Watching this movie is like biting on tinfoil."
Aimée:
"Won't take long before this movie gets pulled from the theaters."
Fred Pete:
"Brace yourself before seeing this one."
Aimée:
"This is proof of decay in the entertainment industry."
Gudanov:
"The writer should be capped."
tommyrot:
"Brush and floss thoroughly before seeing this one."
"The tooth fairy will charge you to take this one."
Ginger:
"Free jawbreaker with ticket."
Erin:
"Warning -- teeth-grindingly bad."
"There's a gaping cavity where the plot should be."
Gudanov:
"The plot felt like someone drilled out all the excitement and filled it with lead".
Dana - May 03, 2004 2:58:58 pm PDT #6074 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
In Natter, Polter-Cow discusses his hyphen:
I also don't mind if the hyphen's not there, as long as you don't talk about personal computers or political correctness in the same sentence, cause that could get confusing.
Steph:
Like, if you bought a Dell laptop from the Micronesian Blind Lesbians' Society?
"I had to skip and skim -- anything happen recently?"
"Yeah -- PC bought a PC PC."
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2004 4:04:42 pm PDT #6075 of 10000
What is even happening?
Polter-Cow: I have a larger confession to make.
I'm really Jane Espenson.
amych: Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! Tell me what Scrappy's like in real life!!!
JenP - May 03, 2004 4:11:41 pm PDT #6076 of 10000
Can't believe this hasn't made it here yet ... from Minearverse
Polter-Cow: I have no idea what Harsh Mistress is about, but maybe he could meld the two together into one big movie. The Mal Is a Harsh Mistress.
NovaChild:
Hmmm. It has promise.
Jayne: Whaddaya mean we're just gonna throw rocks at 'em? That's stupid!
River: But each rock will hit the earth at a speed of 8 gazillion meters per second, releasing 6.8 megatrillion Joules of energy, the same amount as 983 H-bombs of mass destruction and scare them into submission. Or, I could kill them with my brain.
Mal: Will somebody shut her up? Zoe? Do it.
Zoe: Yes Captain.
Wash: Why does he get to be obeyed all the time? I just don't get it. That's okay, I have an idea! Let's all get married into a group family and live happily ever after! Because here on the moon our women are beautiful and liberal and our men are beautiful and liberal and everybody has lots of sex and its perfectly safe! Yay! I love you Robert Heinlein!
Everybody: YAY!