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Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JenP - May 03, 2004 4:11:41 pm PDT #6076 of 10000

Can't believe this hasn't made it here yet ... from Minearverse

Polter-Cow: I have no idea what Harsh Mistress is about, but maybe he could meld the two together into one big movie. The Mal Is a Harsh Mistress.

NovaChild:

Hmmm. It has promise.

Jayne: Whaddaya mean we're just gonna throw rocks at 'em? That's stupid!

River: But each rock will hit the earth at a speed of 8 gazillion meters per second, releasing 6.8 megatrillion Joules of energy, the same amount as 983 H-bombs of mass destruction and scare them into submission. Or, I could kill them with my brain.

Mal: Will somebody shut her up? Zoe? Do it.

Zoe: Yes Captain.

Wash: Why does he get to be obeyed all the time? I just don't get it. That's okay, I have an idea! Let's all get married into a group family and live happily ever after! Because here on the moon our women are beautiful and liberal and our men are beautiful and liberal and everybody has lots of sex and its perfectly safe! Yay! I love you Robert Heinlein!

Everybody: YAY!

Stephanie - May 03, 2004 5:21:10 pm PDT #6077 of 10000

Trust my rage

Maybe we can help Tim write? Obviously, we have talent.

Connie Neil - May 04, 2004 6:02:41 am PDT #6078 of 10000

brillig

billytea in Bitches, at the end of an odd, convoluted but funny post

I'm a guy on way too much caffeine, and I approved this message.

tiggy - May 04, 2004 10:12:14 am PDT #6079 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Allyson in Minearverse after reading an article on fandom that was very poorly researched:

males who rule all within the fandom, using their great spoiler penises to keep the women folk down, begging for information.

smonster - May 04, 2004 11:07:41 am PDT #6080 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Minearverse, tryin' a little spicy talk:

Betsy HP: (Stop ogling my axioms, dammit!)

Kiba Rika: Sorry. They're just such lovely axioms, I couldn't help but stare.

amych: I heard a nasty rumor that some nameless people's axioms are, shall we say, enhanced.

Lilty Cash: And sometimes, the way those participles dangle, you've got to take a peek.

Connie Neil - May 04, 2004 1:31:50 pm PDT #6081 of 10000

brillig

Deena in Bitches, hopefully referring to the Spikelet, but one never knows, really

And the pale prince of darkness is paging his mama.... so off I go.

Pix - May 04, 2004 4:50:20 pm PDT #6082 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

ita "comforts" us

tommyrot

I think the stompies should tell us comforting lies.

(...kidding...)

ita

We already do.

I mean, we never would. We are way too stalwart and true.

Laura - May 05, 2004 4:36:29 am PDT #6083 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

tommyrot in Natter:

And yes, my first reaction had a semicolon.

Punctuation, always funny, context, not needed.

Nilly - May 05, 2004 5:48:52 am PDT #6084 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

shrift: And now I'm writing an actual note, since my mental notes aren't very sticky.

Pix - May 05, 2004 6:39:49 am PDT #6085 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

Polter-Cow

So, I was wondering...what, exactly, is Bitches and how does it differ from Natter?

Emily

We few, we hardy few, we band of Bitches...

Actually, I don't know. Somebody told me to go over there to ask about the technicalities of blowjobs in fancy suits and I never left.

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