I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Katerina Bee - Dec 17, 2003 7:25:06 am PST #5074 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Nah, cause once that chapter of Natter was over, I would miss the foam of such a board tagline. Don't curse the darkness, threadsuck at Buffistas!


brenda m - Dec 17, 2003 7:26:33 am PST #5075 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Don't curse the damn darkness, that is.


Liese S. - Dec 17, 2003 7:32:27 am PST #5076 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Trudy in Natter...yeah, I know, I'm caught up in Natter. Isn't that weird?

Nilly, if we weren't both monotheists I'd declare you a diety.


DavidS - Dec 17, 2003 8:32:28 am PST #5077 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tim succumbs to the Power of Nilly in the Firefly thread:

Oh, what the hell! Nilly, I read every word and how can I not appreciate that you love the show and that it moved you to write about it almost as much as I wrote about it by actually writing it? If that makes sense. It means a thing to me that it means a thing to her. In fact, all the stuff she was digging out about that episode makes me feel all smart and that.


smonster - Dec 17, 2003 10:26:12 am PST #5078 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Raquel on a RotK review:

The main point they made was that audiences aren't going to tolerate sitting through what happens to all the characters after the big battle. If that's true, if people really don't care about the characters and just want to watch a giant-sized donnybrook, I suddenly understand our current foreign policy.


deborah grabien - Dec 17, 2003 11:40:19 am PST #5079 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Ginger, making me choke on my lunch in Bitches:

I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)

SPam: A PoEM QWTY

Espied H. Surcharged

a realization. WEBMASTER

Do YOu want a big Penis?

YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

FXW, then openly drank

KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright

ORBJGL, in a secluded

QSLFGD, he had decidedly

IKUCNBS, the moon floating

Re: FB, hello!' someone barked

YFZGTDL, aphranius took from

no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri


Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 1:07:43 pm PST #5080 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

An unrelated pair o' quotes, since I just had to skip like 300 in Natter:

Sean K.:

Of course, the radical anarchist in me just wants to smash the state, and try to build a governmentless utopia but a) that's horribly, horribly unrealistic, and b) I like my toys that run on electricity and fossil fuels, so I just have to suck it up and deal with the world we actually live in.

Burrell:

I'm hoping that Jesse's crabbiness ran off with my hubby's crabbiness and they are holed up somewhere in Greenland, skulking.


P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2003 6:31:38 pm PST #5081 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tim in Firefly

Chirstamighty, David and NoiseDesign. Enough protestations. It's as slashy in here as a slashed slash that's been slashed by a slasher. Slashier than 80's designer jeans. Slashier than the last three Jason movies. Slashier than something else that's all slashy that I can't think from the 80's, too.


Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 7:35:20 pm PST #5082 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

PMM, on her denial of possible parental sex:

Dude. I'm from the cabbage patch, and I don't care how much I look like my dad, or if my mom has the c-section scar to prove I was in there.

It's all a careful plant, like the dino fossils.


Kat - Dec 17, 2003 8:18:45 pm PST #5083 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Firefly but about The OC:

Allyson:

RUN RYAN RUN!

and Plei Nooo! SETH! ANNA IS EVIL!!! SMASH HER GLITTERY POWER CENTRE!!!!!!

(whitefonted for your pleasure)