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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 1:07:43 pm PST #5080 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

An unrelated pair o' quotes, since I just had to skip like 300 in Natter:

Sean K.:

Of course, the radical anarchist in me just wants to smash the state, and try to build a governmentless utopia but a) that's horribly, horribly unrealistic, and b) I like my toys that run on electricity and fossil fuels, so I just have to suck it up and deal with the world we actually live in.

Burrell:

I'm hoping that Jesse's crabbiness ran off with my hubby's crabbiness and they are holed up somewhere in Greenland, skulking.

P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2003 6:31:38 pm PST #5081 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tim in Firefly

Chirstamighty, David and NoiseDesign. Enough protestations. It's as slashy in here as a slashed slash that's been slashed by a slasher. Slashier than 80's designer jeans. Slashier than the last three Jason movies. Slashier than something else that's all slashy that I can't think from the 80's, too.

Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 7:35:20 pm PST #5082 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

PMM, on her denial of possible parental sex:

Dude. I'm from the cabbage patch, and I don't care how much I look like my dad, or if my mom has the c-section scar to prove I was in there.

It's all a careful plant, like the dino fossils.

Kat - Dec 17, 2003 8:18:45 pm PST #5083 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Firefly but about The OC:

Allyson:

RUN RYAN RUN!

and Plei Nooo! SETH! ANNA IS EVIL!!! SMASH HER GLITTERY POWER CENTRE!!!!!!

(whitefonted for your pleasure)

Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 2:10:31 am PST #5084 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Ginger:

I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)

SPam: A PoEM QWTY

Espied H. Surcharged

a realization. WEBMASTER

Do YOu want a big Penis?

YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

FXW, then openly drank

KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright

ORBJGL, in a secluded

QSLFGD, he had decidedly

IKUCNBS, the moon floating

Re: FB, hello!' someone barked

YFZGTDL, aphranius took from

no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri

Trudy Booth - Dec 18, 2003 4:49:54 am PST #5085 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?

billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.

deborah grabien - Dec 18, 2003 8:16:10 am PST #5086 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Ahem, Theo - I posted up Ginger's Spam Poetry already.

But actually, it deserves a double. Funny as hell.

Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 8:46:07 am PST #5087 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Eeek. I'm running days behind in some places, obviously.

DXMachina - Dec 18, 2003 8:52:15 am PST #5088 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Skipper! And in COMM, no less. For shame!

Theodosia - Dec 19, 2003 1:49:39 am PST #5089 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erinaceous, on shopping strategies:

Or you could just get a personal shopper at Nordies. That's what they do. It's the shopping equivalent of having them hold the tiger while you shoot it, but sometimes you just want the rug without the drama, y'know?

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