PMM, on her denial of possible parental sex:
Dude. I'm from the cabbage patch, and I don't care how much I look like my dad, or if my mom has the c-section scar to prove I was in there.
It's all a careful plant, like the dino fossils.
Whoa. Good myth.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Dec 17, 2003 7:35:20 pm PST #5082 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Kat - Dec 17, 2003 8:18:45 pm PST #5083 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
From Firefly but about The OC:
Allyson:
RUN RYAN RUN!
and Plei Nooo! SETH! ANNA IS EVIL!!! SMASH HER GLITTERY POWER CENTRE!!!!!!
(whitefonted for your pleasure)
Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 2:10:31 am PST #5084 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Ginger:
I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)
SPam: A PoEM QWTY
Espied H. Surcharged
a realization. WEBMASTER
Do YOu want a big Penis?
YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED
FXW, then openly drank
KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright
ORBJGL, in a secluded
QSLFGD, he had decidedly
IKUCNBS, the moon floating
Re: FB, hello!' someone barked
YFZGTDL, aphranius took from
no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri
Trudy Booth - Dec 18, 2003 4:49:54 am PST #5085 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?
billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.
deborah grabien - Dec 18, 2003 8:16:10 am PST #5086 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Ahem, Theo - I posted up Ginger's Spam Poetry already.
But actually, it deserves a double. Funny as hell.
Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 8:46:07 am PST #5087 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Eeek. I'm running days behind in some places, obviously.
DXMachina - Dec 18, 2003 8:52:15 am PST #5088 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Skipper! And in COMM, no less. For shame!
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2003 1:49:39 am PST #5089 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erinaceous, on shopping strategies:
Or you could just get a personal shopper at Nordies. That's what they do. It's the shopping equivalent of having them hold the tiger while you shoot it, but sometimes you just want the rug without the drama, y'know?
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2003 2:11:21 am PST #5090 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cashmere:
I wrote all over the walls when I was a kid. I used to like to draw and try to write in cursive. I never realized this until I was in high school and helped my mom wall paper some of the rooms in the house. I found my drawings when I peeled off the old wall paper.
Santa never held it against me.
Daniel C. Jensen:
"Santa never held it against me. "
Sadly? This now sounds like a spam subject line.
Cashmere - Dec 19, 2003 5:38:19 am PST #5091 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nutty in Natter
Except, I found out yesterday that Neiman Marcus does nto take Mastercard or Visa. To which I said (not out loud) WTF?? I actually went over to Saks and asked them if they take Mastercard, and the Saks woman said, without my prompting, "Yes, of course, not like those Neiman Marcus people."
That was the funniest part! I was like, Really?? And the saleswoman ratteld off 3 or 4 cards they did take, and Amex was the only one I'd even heard of. All the rest were, like, the Please Kidnap Me For Ransom Immediately Card, and the I've Never Worn The Same Socks Twice Card.