Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Raquel on a RotK review:
The main point they made was that audiences aren't going to tolerate sitting through what happens to all the characters after the big battle. If that's true, if people really don't care about the characters and just want to watch a giant-sized donnybrook, I suddenly understand our current foreign policy.
Ginger, making me choke on my lunch in Bitches:
I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)
SPam: A PoEM QWTY
Espied H. Surcharged
a realization. WEBMASTER
Do YOu want a big Penis?
YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED
FXW, then openly drank
KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright
ORBJGL, in a secluded
QSLFGD, he had decidedly
IKUCNBS, the moon floating
Re: FB, hello!' someone barked
YFZGTDL, aphranius took from
no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri
An unrelated pair o' quotes, since I just had to skip like 300 in Natter:
Sean K.:
Of course, the radical anarchist in me just wants to smash the state, and try to build a governmentless utopia but a) that's horribly, horribly unrealistic, and b) I like my toys that run on electricity and fossil fuels, so I just have to suck it up and deal with the world we actually live in.
Burrell:
I'm hoping that Jesse's crabbiness ran off with my hubby's crabbiness and they are holed up somewhere in Greenland, skulking.
Tim in Firefly
Chirstamighty, David and NoiseDesign. Enough protestations. It's as slashy in here as a slashed slash that's been slashed by a slasher. Slashier than 80's designer jeans. Slashier than the last three Jason movies. Slashier than something else that's all slashy that I can't think from the 80's, too.
PMM, on her denial of possible parental sex:
Dude. I'm from the cabbage patch, and I don't care how much I look like my dad, or if my mom has the c-section scar to prove I was in there.
It's all a careful plant, like the dino fossils.
From Firefly but about The OC:
Allyson:
RUN RYAN RUN!
and Plei Nooo! SETH! ANNA IS EVIL!!! SMASH HER GLITTERY POWER CENTRE!!!!!!
(whitefonted for your pleasure)
From Ginger:
I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)
SPam: A PoEM QWTY
Espied H. Surcharged
a realization. WEBMASTER
Do YOu want a big Penis?
YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED
FXW, then openly drank
KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright
ORBJGL, in a secluded
QSLFGD, he had decidedly
IKUCNBS, the moon floating
Re: FB, hello!' someone barked
YFZGTDL, aphranius took from
no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri
Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?
billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.
Ahem, Theo - I posted up Ginger's Spam Poetry already.
But actually, it deserves a double. Funny as hell.
Eeek. I'm running days behind in some places, obviously.