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Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 2:10:31 am PST #5084 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Ginger:

I'm beginning to think there's something to this spam poetry thing. This is my opus so far. (Yes, I'm sitting at the computer but not actually working. I'm certainly not going to charge the client for the four hours I've had her Web site open, while I was actually gathering spam poetry material.)

SPam: A PoEM QWTY

Espied H. Surcharged

a realization. WEBMASTER

Do YOu want a big Penis?

YOUR URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

FXW, then openly drank

KVKFT, the dazzlingly bright

ORBJGL, in a secluded

QSLFGD, he had decidedly

IKUCNBS, the moon floating

Re: FB, hello!' someone barked

YFZGTDL, aphranius took from

no pain to grow ur pe-nis bullnose daiquiri

Trudy Booth - Dec 18, 2003 4:49:54 am PST #5085 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Juliana: Man, some discussion boards make me want to cry, what with the lack of being able to spell. Seriously, "seksiness"?

billytea: Sounds like a brand name for Ikea's line of marital aids.

deborah grabien - Dec 18, 2003 8:16:10 am PST #5086 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Ahem, Theo - I posted up Ginger's Spam Poetry already.

But actually, it deserves a double. Funny as hell.

Theodosia - Dec 18, 2003 8:46:07 am PST #5087 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Eeek. I'm running days behind in some places, obviously.

DXMachina - Dec 18, 2003 8:52:15 am PST #5088 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Skipper! And in COMM, no less. For shame!

Theodosia - Dec 19, 2003 1:49:39 am PST #5089 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erinaceous, on shopping strategies:

Or you could just get a personal shopper at Nordies. That's what they do. It's the shopping equivalent of having them hold the tiger while you shoot it, but sometimes you just want the rug without the drama, y'know?

Theodosia - Dec 19, 2003 2:11:21 am PST #5090 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cashmere:

I wrote all over the walls when I was a kid. I used to like to draw and try to write in cursive. I never realized this until I was in high school and helped my mom wall paper some of the rooms in the house. I found my drawings when I peeled off the old wall paper.

Santa never held it against me.

Daniel C. Jensen:

"Santa never held it against me. "

Sadly? This now sounds like a spam subject line.

Cashmere - Dec 19, 2003 5:38:19 am PST #5091 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Nutty in Natter

Except, I found out yesterday that Neiman Marcus does nto take Mastercard or Visa. To which I said (not out loud) WTF?? I actually went over to Saks and asked them if they take Mastercard, and the Saks woman said, without my prompting, "Yes, of course, not like those Neiman Marcus people."

That was the funniest part! I was like, Really?? And the saleswoman ratteld off 3 or 4 cards they did take, and Amex was the only one I'd even heard of. All the rest were, like, the Please Kidnap Me For Ransom Immediately Card, and the I've Never Worn The Same Socks Twice Card.

kat perez - Dec 19, 2003 6:28:09 am PST #5092 of 10000

"We have trust issues." Mylar

Connie in Sang Sacre on the Battle of Christmastown:

Oh, the snowmanity.

Made me crack up.

Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2003 7:11:11 am PST #5093 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shrift:

An example of the cheery being inflicted on me:

Boss: GOOD MORNING!
Me: t mumble G'morning.
Boss: t leans close Did you say good morning?
Me: Yes?
Boss: t sing-song I didn't HEAR you!
Me: t recoils in terror

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