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t cough natter... t /cough

erikaj:

Our last Christmas thought:Do not attempt to make your tree stop leaning by tying it up with nylons because you don't have a drill to make a hole in the bottom. On the up side, we don't have to look at that ugly bookcase in the living room anymore.

Wolfram (December 16, 2003): Since today marks my one year anniversary as a registered (and posting) Buffista, I'd like to take a moment to reflect on the things I’ve learned over the past year. I learned (among other things):

1) the meaning of HoYay and its delightful ubiquity;
2) the difference between snark and snerk;
3) that getting along is usually more important than being right, and that I’d rather be an asset than an ass;
4) that the Buffistas are a fiercely protective and cohesive group of independent thinkers, and by thinkers I mean porn;
5) that numberslutting can lose its thrill, but a new thread never loses its smell;
6) about gay pirates, dead pandas, social capital, nillying, buff-diving, preferential voting, how to spell bureaucrazy, and that monkeys will always be funny;
7) that Joss and Tim are gods, and that Joss and Tim are us;
8) that you only get COMMed when you least expect it
9) that my life has gotten a little bit brighter for being a part of this amazing community; and
10) that I can never give back as much as I’ve gained although I damn well plan to try.

The author reserves the right to modify and/or supplement this list at any time with the handy-dandy edit key without notice or any sense of propriety.

Gudanov: I would have never thought I could get used to getting thrown up on and slobbered on until I had kids.

Aimée - Gud, did you NOT go to college?

I'm only the set up.

In Bitches:

Aimee: WTF?? Can't a girl get some elf love?

Gloomcookie: t hands aims will ferrell

The author reserves the right to modify and/or supplement this list at any time with the handy-dandy edit key without notice or any sense of propriety.

Well I guess my superediting powers have been foiled by Cindy's nefarious COMM ray. Always one step ahead, she is, but one day...

In Bitches...

Aimée: Hi USPS? Ya know how you are 'posed to update me when my package is gonna be sent? Well, it's sitting on my lap, ya big goofs.

EpicTangent: Hi Aimee,

Your Package has been delivered.

Love, USPS

Aimée: Dear USPS,

Thank you. The service I have received is nothing less than I have come to expect.

Aimee

PS While it may seem like it, so NOT a compliment.

EpicTangent: Dear Aimee,

Thank you for your feedback. Much like in the game of Darts, first we achieve consistency, then we try to improve our aim. Maybe.

Love, USPS

Aimée: Dear USPS,

I need no improvement, but thanks.

I *always* get a package there.

Thanks Anyway,

Aim

Natter:

Trudy: Buffistas: Better Than Cursing the Darkness since 1998

Damn, Nilly beat me to it. That should be the board's tagline, I swear.

That should be the board's tagline, I swear.

Maybe a title to the next Natter thread? It's got the meaningfulness plus being a quote from the show - it can't get much better than this (without pandas).