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The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'

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meara - Nov 20, 2003 6:33:50 am PST #4904 of 10000

Nilly in Natter:

Edit: Of course, first I typed "I, Perkins", as if you were a stuttering Roman emperor and your wife was about to poison you and your mad step-son (whose palace I visited in Rome!) was about to inherit your title. I think that even a workday may be better than that, though you probably wouldn't get a book and a TV show about it.

Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 6:55:29 am PST #4905 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

Betsy: ita, am I correct in thinking that if I came at you with, say, an Eddie Izzard signature lipstick, you could generalize the krav knife defense into dealing with it?
ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.

Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 7:01:07 am PST #4906 of 10000

Swouncing

And some more Natter:

Gudanov: Chocolate can do many things, it's the duct tape of food.

meara - Nov 20, 2003 7:34:50 am PST #4907 of 10000

and as a follow up to one of the upthread postings:

ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.

Betsy:Mary Kay eye for the Krav Guy!

MechaKrelboyne - Nov 20, 2003 8:33:15 am PST #4908 of 10000

... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

Betsy HP in Natter.

moneyma moneyma moneyma

Somehow the word has lost all meaning.

meaningma meaningma

hey.

Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 9:52:37 am PST #4909 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.

Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 10:31:34 am PST #4910 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny

Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 11:18:50 am PST #4911 of 10000

Swouncing

Summing up today's natter so far:

kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.

Betsy HP - Nov 20, 2003 11:49:21 am PST #4912 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!

Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!

ChiKat - Nov 20, 2003 12:52:53 pm PST #4913 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita: Why are people stupid?

Gudanov: Fluoridated water.

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