Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.
I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
Simon ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 9:52:37 am PST #4909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 10:31:34 am PST #4910 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny
Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 11:18:50 am PST #4911 of 10000
Swouncing
Summing up today's natter so far:
kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.
Betsy HP - Nov 20, 2003 11:49:21 am PST #4912 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!
Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!
ChiKat - Nov 20, 2003 12:52:53 pm PST #4913 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ita: Why are people stupid?
Gudanov: Fluoridated water.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2003 1:51:07 pm PST #4914 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Context blending in Natter:
Burrell
Things I've recently learned to do one handed:
web browse
type
make coffee
sort, wash, & dry laundry
wash my hands
eat
Thomash
In a lot of the spam I've been getting, the subject line has been making no sense, for ex: EPT w= de1iver yrr medz mgk
What the hell does that mean?
Aimée
That Burrell has been emailing you.
eta (before she can edit herself):
Burrell
No way! I can spell one handed plus I keep yhe meds for myself.
Cashmere - Nov 20, 2003 2:18:32 pm PST #4915 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson in Natter on a recent spate of spam:
If I get ONE MORE Paris Hilton spam I'm going to track that bitch down and slam her head into the pavement until she looks like hamburger for ever having the audacity to film her lack of sexual ability.
And then I'm going to mail the rotting pieces of her flesh to every FUCKWAD who has spammed me.
and
I told Kristen ima have to add "Paris Hilton" to my spam filter, so if she ever send me an e to meet her at the Hilton in Paris, I'm not going to get it.
Theodosia - Nov 21, 2003 2:44:53 am PST #4916 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Susan W.:
I have a plot bunny for this. It was Jossed the instant they brought Spike back differently than I'd envisioned, but so what? AU's are always fun. I wish they made genius grants for people to quit their day jobs and write everything they want to, including grand sweeping fanfic sagas.
edited to white out NAFDAness
Strix - Nov 21, 2003 10:20:10 am PST #4917 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
RoboDick!
Coming this fall on Fox.
You should see it fight crime.
-- courtesy of NoiseDesign.
DCJensen - Nov 21, 2003 12:23:54 pm PST #4918 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Beverly:
ND, what everyone said about uncle menschness. You do so rock.
NoiseDesign:
I sleep in a rhinestone cockring.
Phill:
Oh, I love that Glen Campbell song.
Erin:
Wow. Has your dick turned black and fallen off yet?
NoiseDesign:
The first few times yes, until I learned how to do it right.
Erin:
RoboDick!
NoiseDesign:
Coming this fall on Fox.
You should see it fight crime.
Phill:
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Emily:
I sleep in a rhinestone cockring.
Ah. A cheap pervert.
NoiseDesign:
Yeah, the diamonds only come out for that special someone.
Aimée:
Oh, he has a diamond one. He just took the rhinestone one so his sister wouldn't steal it and use it as her tiara.
Emily:
I'm trying to figure out if you have an impressive opinion of ND, or an uncomplimentary one of his sister.
NoiseDesign:
Cause my cock is so big you could wear my cockring as a hat.
possibly one of the most disturbing x-posts I've been involved in.
edited by NoiseDesign on Nov 21, 2003 12:13:30 pm PST
Trudy Booth:
Or if Miracle Man has ruined her for all other men.
meara:
You people are sick.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.