Mal ,'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
and as a follow up to one of the upthread postings:
ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.
Betsy:Mary Kay eye for the Krav Guy!
Betsy HP in Natter.
moneyma moneyma moneyma
Somehow the word has lost all meaning.
meaningma meaningma
hey.
Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.
Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny
Summing up today's natter so far:
kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.
Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!
Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!
ita: Why are people stupid?
Gudanov: Fluoridated water.
Context blending in Natter:
Burrell
Things I've recently learned to do one handed:
web browse
type
make coffee
sort, wash, & dry laundry
wash my hands
eat
Thomash
In a lot of the spam I've been getting, the subject line has been making no sense, for ex: EPT w= de1iver yrr medz mgk
What the hell does that mean?
Aimée
That Burrell has been emailing you.
eta (before she can edit herself):
Burrell
No way! I can spell one handed plus I keep yhe meds for myself.
Allyson in Natter on a recent spate of spam:
If I get ONE MORE Paris Hilton spam I'm going to track that bitch down and slam her head into the pavement until she looks like hamburger for ever having the audacity to film her lack of sexual ability.
And then I'm going to mail the rotting pieces of her flesh to every FUCKWAD who has spammed me.
and
I told Kristen ima have to add "Paris Hilton" to my spam filter, so if she ever send me an e to meet her at the Hilton in Paris, I'm not going to get it.
Susan W.:
I have a plot bunny for this. It was Jossed the instant they brought Spike back differently than I'd envisioned, but so what? AU's are always fun. I wish they made genius grants for people to quit their day jobs and write everything they want to, including grand sweeping fanfic sagas.
edited to white out NAFDAness