And some more Natter:
Gudanov: Chocolate can do many things, it's the duct tape of food.
Here is your cup of coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.
Xander ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 7:01:07 am PST #4906 of 10000
Swouncing
meara - Nov 20, 2003 7:34:50 am PST #4907 of 10000
and as a follow up to one of the upthread postings:
ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.
Betsy:Mary Kay eye for the Krav Guy!
MechaKrelboyne - Nov 20, 2003 8:33:15 am PST #4908 of 10000
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
Betsy HP in Natter.
moneyma moneyma moneyma
Somehow the word has lost all meaning.
meaningma meaningma
hey.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 9:52:37 am PST #4909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.
Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 10:31:34 am PST #4910 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny
Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 11:18:50 am PST #4911 of 10000
Swouncing
Summing up today's natter so far:
kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.
Betsy HP - Nov 20, 2003 11:49:21 am PST #4912 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!
Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!
ChiKat - Nov 20, 2003 12:52:53 pm PST #4913 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
ita: Why are people stupid?
Gudanov: Fluoridated water.
§ ita § - Nov 20, 2003 1:51:07 pm PST #4914 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Context blending in Natter:
Burrell
Things I've recently learned to do one handed:
web browse
type
make coffee
sort, wash, & dry laundry
wash my hands
eat
Thomash
In a lot of the spam I've been getting, the subject line has been making no sense, for ex: EPT w= de1iver yrr medz mgk
What the hell does that mean?
Aimée
That Burrell has been emailing you.
eta (before she can edit herself):
Burrell
No way! I can spell one handed plus I keep yhe meds for myself.
Cashmere - Nov 20, 2003 2:18:32 pm PST #4915 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson in Natter on a recent spate of spam:
If I get ONE MORE Paris Hilton spam I'm going to track that bitch down and slam her head into the pavement until she looks like hamburger for ever having the audacity to film her lack of sexual ability.
And then I'm going to mail the rotting pieces of her flesh to every FUCKWAD who has spammed me.
and
I told Kristen ima have to add "Paris Hilton" to my spam filter, so if she ever send me an e to meet her at the Hilton in Paris, I'm not going to get it.