'The Killer In Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Natter:
Betsy: ita, am I correct in thinking that if I came at you with, say, an Eddie Izzard signature lipstick, you could generalize the krav knife defense into dealing with it?
ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.
And some more Natter:
Gudanov: Chocolate can do many things, it's the duct tape of food.
and as a follow up to one of the upthread postings:
ita: Well, assuming you were trying to hit me in knifey places, sure. If you're sneaking up on me to do a makeover, that's something we haven't covered yet. And judging by some of the instructors' Halloween costumes, they have no idea how to protect themselves from antagonistic makeup.
Betsy:Mary Kay eye for the Krav Guy!
Betsy HP in Natter.
moneyma moneyma moneyma
Somehow the word has lost all meaning.
meaningma meaningma
hey.
Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.
Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny
Summing up today's natter so far:
kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.
Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!
Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!
ita: Why are people stupid?
Gudanov: Fluoridated water.
Context blending in Natter:
Burrell
Things I've recently learned to do one handed:
web browse
type
make coffee
sort, wash, & dry laundry
wash my hands
eat
Thomash
In a lot of the spam I've been getting, the subject line has been making no sense, for ex: EPT w= de1iver yrr medz mgk
What the hell does that mean?
Aimée
That Burrell has been emailing you.
eta (before she can edit herself):
Burrell
No way! I can spell one handed plus I keep yhe meds for myself.