Overwhelming? How much more than whelming would that be exactly?

Anya ,'Touched'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


MechaKrelboyne - Nov 20, 2003 8:33:15 am PST #4908 of 10000
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious

Betsy HP in Natter.

moneyma moneyma moneyma

Somehow the word has lost all meaning.

meaningma meaningma

hey.


Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 9:52:37 am PST #4909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Betsy was missing her brain earlier. Someone on this board is a brain thief, everyone wear ear-muffs and keep your mouth closed until this case is solved.


Trudy Booth - Nov 20, 2003 10:31:34 am PST #4910 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nilly: Most of my good friends already know to stop and wait when I suddenly start attempting to avoid laughing out loud when nobody said anything particularly funny


Nilly - Nov 20, 2003 11:18:50 am PST #4911 of 10000
Swouncing

Summing up today's natter so far:

kat: After reading Natter today, I'm convinced that if I eat only chocolate cake every day before 5 pm and stay out of the Topeka/Wichita area, I will be transformed into a shinny, weight-loss guru. Then I can make millions of dollars hawking my Chocpeka diet in infomercials and buy that Buffista Island we've all dreamed of.


Betsy HP - Nov 20, 2003 11:49:21 am PST #4912 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Gudanov: Brain Thief! Brain Thief!

Jacqueline: Hey, I returned it! I even fluffed it and changed the sheets and left a little mint on the basal ganglia!


ChiKat - Nov 20, 2003 12:52:53 pm PST #4913 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita: Why are people stupid?

Gudanov: Fluoridated water.


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2003 1:51:07 pm PST #4914 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Context blending in Natter:

Burrell

Things I've recently learned to do one handed:

web browse
type
make coffee
sort, wash, & dry laundry
wash my hands
eat

Thomash

In a lot of the spam I've been getting, the subject line has been making no sense, for ex: EPT w= de1iver yrr medz mgk

What the hell does that mean?

Aimée

That Burrell has been emailing you.

eta (before she can edit herself):

Burrell

No way! I can spell one handed plus I keep yhe meds for myself.


Cashmere - Nov 20, 2003 2:18:32 pm PST #4915 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson in Natter on a recent spate of spam:

If I get ONE MORE Paris Hilton spam I'm going to track that bitch down and slam her head into the pavement until she looks like hamburger for ever having the audacity to film her lack of sexual ability.

And then I'm going to mail the rotting pieces of her flesh to every FUCKWAD who has spammed me.

and

I told Kristen ima have to add "Paris Hilton" to my spam filter, so if she ever send me an e to meet her at the Hilton in Paris, I'm not going to get it.


Theodosia - Nov 21, 2003 2:44:53 am PST #4916 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Susan W.:

I have a plot bunny for this. It was Jossed the instant they brought Spike back differently than I'd envisioned, but so what? AU's are always fun. I wish they made genius grants for people to quit their day jobs and write everything they want to, including grand sweeping fanfic sagas.

edited to white out NAFDAness


Strix - Nov 21, 2003 10:20:10 am PST #4917 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

RoboDick!

Coming this fall on Fox.

You should see it fight crime.

-- courtesy of NoiseDesign.