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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 2:16:04 pm PST #4865 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Unknown Buffista:

But there wasn't a similar flogging-to-death punishment if one were caught in flagrante delicto with the livestock?

billytea:

Only if the goat wanted to press charges. Or if you were horning in on the Commanding Officer's action. "He has desecrated my beloved Bessie! He must be made to pay! Tie him to the mast and let him taste the cat o' nine tails till he breathes his last, and may his screams wash away the stain of his sin! Oh, and make it look like an accident."

Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 2:17:06 pm PST #4866 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Nothing will ever replace "fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" in my heart.

billytea:

Not even "Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"?

Miracleman:

Or "Fuck him up the ass with a combination harvester"?

amych - Nov 14, 2003 2:17:26 pm PST #4867 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)

Aims - Nov 14, 2003 2:24:23 pm PST #4868 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.

Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2003 2:40:30 pm PST #4869 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Unknown Buffista above is Matt the Bruins Fan.

meara - Nov 14, 2003 2:44:55 pm PST #4870 of 10000

David S, in Natter:

"I shot a man in Reno / just for touching my tiara" - from RuPaul Sings The Greatest of Johnny Cash

Cass - Nov 14, 2003 4:14:08 pm PST #4871 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"

Oh, *now* I remember how that entered into my vocabulary. Thanks billytea.

t /nattering in COMM

Holli - Nov 14, 2003 6:02:29 pm PST #4872 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)

Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.

Okay, this was a really really really bad juxtaposition of posts. Really. Ack.

Volans - Nov 15, 2003 4:03:57 am PST #4873 of 10000

move out and draw fire

BetsyHP, or actually her daughter:

Alternate Season 5 climax, as drawn by my daughter: The Tower

Buffy (climbs tower): *hup hup hup hup*

Dawn is chained at top of tower. Glory: "Hi, Buffy!" Buffy ("dramatic pose"): "Glory! You're evil! And a bad villain!"

Dawn: "Yea!"

Glory (haloed): "Good golly gosh! You're right! I shall stop now!"

Buffy: "Yea!"

Glory and Buffy, sitting at a table: "Cake!"

Dawn, still chained to tower: "What about me?"

The End.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 15, 2003 7:12:15 am PST #4874 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Cake! How charming.

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