(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.
Unknown Buffista above is Matt the Bruins Fan.
David S, in Natter:
"I shot a man in Reno / just for touching my tiara" - from RuPaul Sings The Greatest of Johnny Cash
"Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"
Oh, *now* I remember how that entered into my vocabulary. Thanks billytea.
t /nattering in COMM
(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)
Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.
Okay, this was a really really really bad juxtaposition of posts. Really. Ack.
BetsyHP, or actually her daughter:
Alternate Season 5 climax, as drawn by my daughter: The Tower
Buffy (climbs tower): *hup hup hup hup*
Dawn is chained at top of tower. Glory: "Hi, Buffy!" Buffy ("dramatic pose"): "Glory! You're evil! And a bad villain!"
Dawn: "Yea!"
Glory (haloed): "Good golly gosh! You're right! I shall stop now!"
Buffy: "Yea!"
Glory and Buffy, sitting at a table: "Cake!"
Dawn, still chained to tower: "What about me?"
The End.
Cake! How charming.
Cake! How charming.
Well, it's that or death, and they tried that the first time.
Ken Buddha:
Sorry people, until you drive in Massachusetts, you don't know what aggressive driving is really like. Lately, I've been noticing us having a profound affect on the surrounding New England states - Maine drivers used to be polite as could be (and generally still are off-season) but if there's a possibility that there might be any Mass-holes driving in the vincinity, Maine drivers turn into, well, Maine-iacs.
Factor in the fact that most Mass. drivers are also really, really BAD drivers, and that the road systems were mapped out by 17th century cows, throw in the lovely New England attraction that is the Rotary, and you have some of the most exciting driving in the country. And that's when it's not crappy weather-wise.
I've found it helps to treat it like a video game that can actually kill me.