I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


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Aims - Nov 14, 2003 2:24:23 pm PST #4868 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.


Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2003 2:40:30 pm PST #4869 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Unknown Buffista above is Matt the Bruins Fan.


meara - Nov 14, 2003 2:44:55 pm PST #4870 of 10000

David S, in Natter:

"I shot a man in Reno / just for touching my tiara" - from RuPaul Sings The Greatest of Johnny Cash


Cass - Nov 14, 2003 4:14:08 pm PST #4871 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"

Oh, *now* I remember how that entered into my vocabulary. Thanks billytea.

t /nattering in COMM


Holli - Nov 14, 2003 6:02:29 pm PST #4872 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)

Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.

Okay, this was a really really really bad juxtaposition of posts. Really. Ack.


Volans - Nov 15, 2003 4:03:57 am PST #4873 of 10000
move out and draw fire

BetsyHP, or actually her daughter:

Alternate Season 5 climax, as drawn by my daughter: The Tower

Buffy (climbs tower): *hup hup hup hup*
Dawn is chained at top of tower. Glory: "Hi, Buffy!" Buffy ("dramatic pose"): "Glory! You're evil! And a bad villain!"
Dawn: "Yea!"
Glory (haloed): "Good golly gosh! You're right! I shall stop now!"
Buffy: "Yea!"
Glory and Buffy, sitting at a table: "Cake!"
Dawn, still chained to tower: "What about me?"

The End.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 15, 2003 7:12:15 am PST #4874 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Cake! How charming.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 15, 2003 8:43:51 pm PST #4875 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Cake! How charming.

Well, it's that or death, and they tried that the first time.


Theodosia - Nov 16, 2003 2:31:54 am PST #4876 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ken Buddha:

Sorry people, until you drive in Massachusetts, you don't know what aggressive driving is really like. Lately, I've been noticing us having a profound affect on the surrounding New England states - Maine drivers used to be polite as could be (and generally still are off-season) but if there's a possibility that there might be any Mass-holes driving in the vincinity, Maine drivers turn into, well, Maine-iacs.

Factor in the fact that most Mass. drivers are also really, really BAD drivers, and that the road systems were mapped out by 17th century cows, throw in the lovely New England attraction that is the Rotary, and you have some of the most exciting driving in the country. And that's when it's not crappy weather-wise.

I've found it helps to treat it like a video game that can actually kill me.


Gandalfe - Nov 16, 2003 7:31:00 am PST #4877 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Narrator, continuing the driving theme:

Texas drivers are aggressive, insane and armed.
Note to self: Stay out of Texas.
The Massachusetts drivers are armed too, and an RX-7 can be a lot deadlier than a 30-06 in the wrong hands.
Note to self: Stay out of Massachusetts, too.
Utah drivers are unarmed insane idiots with children, so they're OBVIOUSLY the most important people on the road.
Note to self: Well, you were never going there anyway.