Betsy HP:
Nothing will ever replace "fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" in my heart.
billytea:
Not even "Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"?
Miracleman:
Or "Fuck him up the ass with a combination harvester"?
Kaylee: So, uh, how come you don't care where you're going? Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 2:17:06 pm PST #4866 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
amych - Nov 14, 2003 2:17:26 pm PST #4867 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)
Aims - Nov 14, 2003 2:24:23 pm PST #4868 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.
Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2003 2:40:30 pm PST #4869 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Unknown Buffista above is Matt the Bruins Fan.
meara - Nov 14, 2003 2:44:55 pm PST #4870 of 10000
David S, in Natter:
"I shot a man in Reno / just for touching my tiara" - from RuPaul Sings The Greatest of Johnny Cash
Cass - Nov 14, 2003 4:14:08 pm PST #4871 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
"Bugger me sideways with a fish-fork"
Oh, *now* I remember how that entered into my vocabulary. Thanks billytea.
t /nattering in COMM
Holli - Nov 14, 2003 6:02:29 pm PST #4872 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
(Has COMM ever before known a single day of so damned much goat-buggery?)
Four times in one day? There will never be living him now.
Okay, this was a really really really bad juxtaposition of posts. Really. Ack.
Volans - Nov 15, 2003 4:03:57 am PST #4873 of 10000
move out and draw fire
BetsyHP, or actually her daughter:
Alternate Season 5 climax, as drawn by my daughter: The Tower
Buffy (climbs tower): *hup hup hup hup*
Dawn is chained at top of tower. Glory: "Hi, Buffy!" Buffy ("dramatic pose"): "Glory! You're evil! And a bad villain!"
Dawn: "Yea!"
Glory (haloed): "Good golly gosh! You're right! I shall stop now!"
Buffy: "Yea!"
Glory and Buffy, sitting at a table: "Cake!"
Dawn, still chained to tower: "What about me?"
The End.
Rebecca Lizard - Nov 15, 2003 7:12:15 am PST #4874 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Cake! How charming.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 15, 2003 8:43:51 pm PST #4875 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Cake! How charming.
Well, it's that or death, and they tried that the first time.