Cake! How charming.
Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.
'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Rebecca Lizard - Nov 15, 2003 7:12:15 am PST #4874 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Frankenbuddha - Nov 15, 2003 8:43:51 pm PST #4875 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Cake! How charming.
Well, it's that or death, and they tried that the first time.
Theodosia - Nov 16, 2003 2:31:54 am PST #4876 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ken Buddha:
Sorry people, until you drive in Massachusetts, you don't know what aggressive driving is really like. Lately, I've been noticing us having a profound affect on the surrounding New England states - Maine drivers used to be polite as could be (and generally still are off-season) but if there's a possibility that there might be any Mass-holes driving in the vincinity, Maine drivers turn into, well, Maine-iacs.
Factor in the fact that most Mass. drivers are also really, really BAD drivers, and that the road systems were mapped out by 17th century cows, throw in the lovely New England attraction that is the Rotary, and you have some of the most exciting driving in the country. And that's when it's not crappy weather-wise.
I've found it helps to treat it like a video game that can actually kill me.
Gandalfe - Nov 16, 2003 7:31:00 am PST #4877 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Narrator, continuing the driving theme:
Texas drivers are aggressive, insane and armed.
Note to self: Stay out of Texas.
The Massachusetts drivers are armed too, and an RX-7 can be a lot deadlier than a 30-06 in the wrong hands.
Note to self: Stay out of Massachusetts, too.
Utah drivers are unarmed insane idiots with children, so they're OBVIOUSLY the most important people on the road.
Note to self: Well, you were never going there anyway.
Cindy - Nov 16, 2003 11:25:36 am PST #4878 of 10000
Nobody
Astarte: I wish I had something more to offer than cyberhugs and a sympathy thwump (hey, that sounds kind of suggestive, doesn't it? Your ponk or mine?) but that will have to do.
Cindy - Nov 16, 2003 11:29:03 am PST #4879 of 10000
Nobody
billytea: Y'know, it's really ok. I mean, it hurts, because otherwise I'd feel pretty silly calling it pain. I might call it 'whiffle-bat' or something, and then where would we be? "Oh, woe is me. Share my experience. Feel my whiffle-bat."
Madrigal Costello - Nov 16, 2003 11:29:07 am PST #4880 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Emily:"The damn thing has Krypton in it for Pete's sake, how can it be lacking in cunt?"
(Funnier out of context.)
Beverly - Nov 16, 2003 11:42:16 am PST #4881 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Catching up in Natter--
Madrigal: I think of all the Beatles except for John have done cameos on "The Simpsons" - and since then George Harrison and Linda McCartney have died, so maybe it wasn't such a safe choice for Ringo. There's quite a number of musicians and singers who've died after appearing on "The Simpsons": Barry White, John Entwistle, Tito Puente, Joey Ramone, Johnny Cash, etc. It's almost as dangerous as being a drummer for Spinal Tap.
DX:
Spinal Tap
Who also appeared on The Simpsons...
Theodosia - Nov 17, 2003 2:20:30 am PST #4882 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
P.M. Marcontell:
Too much fucking chocolate, not enough fucking coffee.
DavidS - Nov 17, 2003 10:08:59 am PST #4883 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches.
Cass: Arnold was just sworn in.
ND: That's what all the demonic chanting was about.
Teppy: Man, just ascend, already.