You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2003 8:50:22 pm PST #4855 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Madrigal Costello: Maybe there ought to be a Geekster to specifically match up all the single lonely geeks. And then they could even be specific - SWF, 29, seeks wargamer, historical only - not fantasy - British Naval Battle Buff a Plus.


Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 5:40:38 am PST #4856 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli:

On the last day of my last job, I drove to work and the Imperial Death March came on the radio. My carpool buddy and I agreed it was probably a sign, but we didn't know of what.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 14, 2003 7:47:42 am PST #4857 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

A lovely series, from Angel 3, non-spoilerly

PMM: Which is fine, because I don't *need* a life when I have TV.

Steph L.: I've been trying to tell my therapist that, but does she listen?

PMM: AND!

The Internet.

Feh. People who need people are the Ludditist people in the world.

ted r: PM-ROTFL!

I've been trying to tell my therapist that, but does she listen?

Of course, YOU are her tv.

joe boucher: If she says, "This sucks!," and whips out the remote it's time to get a new therapist.


Calli - Nov 14, 2003 8:21:00 am PST #4858 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Miracleman: "babydancing" makes me think of Ally McBeal which makes me want to kill and kill and kill until my arms won't move anymore.

But, you know...that may just be me.

Erin: It's not just you, MM.

deborah grabien: Really not just you, MM.

In fact, lemme know if you need an alibi.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 14, 2003 9:17:21 am PST #4859 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm - I was about to say that the above scenario was like a Buffista Strangers on a Train, but on second thought it's closer to Murder on the Orient Express.


Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2003 9:44:23 am PST #4860 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

New York Times reviewer: Winston Churchill once said that the foundations of British naval tradition consisted of rum, sodomy and the lash. "Master and Commander," which is rated PG-13, settles for two out of three.

Dana: Oh, please, let them have left out the rum.


kat perez - Nov 14, 2003 10:15:01 am PST #4861 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Miracleman, concerned citizen:

"Dear Congressperson Soandso,

Kristen has to work the Day After Thanksgiving. Well, actually, she doesn't...but she has to use a comp day to not work the Day After Thanksgiving.

Is this what our forefathers sacrificed a turkey for? Is this what the settlers of Our Fine Land murdered and subjugated indigenous peoples for? Is this, I ask you, AMERICAN?!

I submit to you, Congressperson Soandso, that if Kristen has to use a comp day to avoid work on the Day After Thanksgiving, the finest day of digestion and wondering "Why did I eat all that and did I do anything REALLY STUPID while I was drunk?" that this country...no, the WORLD...has ever conceived of, then the terrorists have not only already won, but they've taken all the leftovers and thus we can have no Day After Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwiches!

Is this the kind of world you want to live in? No, I thought not.

Therefore I must ask you to declare the Day After Thanksgiving an official "Nobody Can Work And I MEAN It. No, Really" day in honor of Kristen.

Thank you,

A Voter."


Lee - Nov 14, 2003 11:48:24 am PST #4862 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And the followup, also from Miracleman:

I already got a reply.

"Dear A Voter.

AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! SUCKER! SUCKER!!

Thank you for contacting the office of Congressperson Soandso. The Congressperson doesn't care what you think as term limitations have ended the Congresspersons political career. The Congressperson will now make scads of money on the lecturing circuit and you will still have your crappy job.

We keep a file of every wack-job and nutbar that contacts this office with stupid suggestions. This file is routinely monitored by the FBI. Your ass is grass.

Thank you for your vote and your tax dollars.

Office of Congressperson Soandso."

I think it's just a form letter, though.


Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2003 12:00:16 pm PST #4863 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita: Is goat buggering traditionally a group exercise? I only eat them, so I'm unfamiliar.

billytea: I'd guess no, as they tend to be proudly individualistic animals. Buggering sheep, OTOH, is no doubt far more sociable, and indeed may have already been declared the New Zealand national anthem. Watch for when the Kiwis take a gold medal at Beijing.


Theodosia - Nov 14, 2003 2:15:44 pm PST #4864 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins fan:

Okay, I'm just naively stunned by the thought that European society somehow went from the standard Greek practice of nudge, wink "mentoring" teenage boys to a set of morals in which the love that dare not bleat its name was seen as less scandalous.