These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Oct 21, 2002 11:26:16 am PDT #464 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

White that. NAFDA.


Steph L. - Oct 21, 2002 12:27:32 pm PDT #465 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Nutty, in the Fanfiction thread:

That sounds like how I felt about Ben-Hur when I saw it at 19. My friends were aghast I hadn't seen it, and they sat me down to watch it, and when the intermission between tapes came, I was like, "So.... gay?" And they all sort of looked at each other and said, "I don't remember it being like this when I was a kid."


Trudy Booth - Oct 21, 2002 2:38:05 pm PDT #466 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

John H:

Thuy's family live in District Four of Saigon, which is kind of South Central. The other day her brother-in-law took me for a walk around the district and at one point, took off his shirt to show me his tattoos. I thought this was just more weirdness, until Thuy explained that he was saying something like "do not fear to walk around in District Four, because people have now seen me walking around with you, and my tattoos identify me as a member of the local Organised Crime Family". So that was nice.


Nilly - Oct 22, 2002 1:46:46 am PDT #467 of 10000
Swouncing

PMM in natter:

Sad sign I've been too headdown in fandom: I read "The transportation trouble spots for the week ahead" in the local paper and thought "Ooo! Traffic Spoilers!"


P.M. Marc - Oct 22, 2002 2:37:32 am PDT #468 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(err... local paper. I swear, there was an L there. The loca paper is the other one.)


beth b - Oct 22, 2002 9:03:51 am PDT #469 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

amych in natter

Could it be that the reason the Canadians are missing so many vowels is that Boston kidnapped them and won't let them go?


Steph L. - Oct 22, 2002 9:08:43 am PDT #470 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Theodosia, in Natter, cause it's funny when read randomly:

[strongly resisting temptation to go stand in front of Nutty's office building down the street and scream out variant pronunciations of 'fart']


Anne W. - Oct 22, 2002 9:53:10 am PDT #471 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

shrift, in Natter:

It's really cute that so many people online think that just because I'm a webmaster that I'm omniscient.

Cute in that way where I want to strangle them with my bare hands until their eyes pop out of their sockets, all while screaming about how I have more important things to do, and they'd better die quickly.


Dana - Oct 22, 2002 12:47:06 pm PDT #472 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

amych, in Natter:

Yeesh. You wanna know how viral natter is? Reading this discussion, I started looking around for good weapons around my desk. And then I realized that I don't have any co-workers to attack them with. I'm not about to chuck a stapler at the dog just to join in this conversation.


Fay - Oct 22, 2002 1:20:52 pm PDT #473 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

in the Angel thread (edited for sense/continuity):

Betsy: I do hope they're setting up an Angel-vs.-Lilah confrontation in which Wesley isn't sure who to root for. In one corner, abusive hostile ungrateful sometimes-evil vampire; in other, abusive bed-sharing evil person.

Brenda M: I can think of a way Angel could even those odds....IJS.

Burrell: And, um, what Betsy said, too. I really really hope that said confrontation involves Cordy being eviscerated, and then I'll know exactly who to root for myself.

PMM: I'd love to see him just kick back with a bowl of popcorn, throw some snarky comments at both of them, say "Oh, to heck with the both of you" and run off with Lindsey.

Betsy: Dana will kill him if he tries anything