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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Rebecca Lizard - Oct 22, 2002 1:37:11 pm PDT #474 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

In Angel, I think, though it was OT:

joe boucher : Don't want the poster, but I thought the Olsen Twins Jailbait Countdown website was very funny. Sure, sure it was wrong, but it was still funny. Just a picture of the twins and a clock counting down.

billytea: There's part of me that thinks, hang on, wouldn't they be legal at 16 in most states? What else might he be waiting for? Is he counting down to the day they can vote? "The Olsen twins will save my nation."

... Yeah. they should put that at the bottom of the website.

Madrigal Costello - Oct 22, 2002 1:56:49 pm PDT #475 of 10000

It's a remora, dimwit.

Nutty:
...even unlikeable people don't deserve to have their pelvises twisted off.

Steph L. - Oct 22, 2002 2:27:13 pm PDT #476 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Natter --

CaBil:

Very patient and caring, since he could and should have had her stoned, according to the laws of that time.

Sophia:

I was skimming, and somehow I thought you meant Joseph was high.

DavidS - Oct 22, 2002 3:27:01 pm PDT #477 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter...

Heather : Oprah's doing a damn good show, if a little one-sided.

Sophia: Is it about hyenas having sex? Because if so, I am turning it on right now. I am very curious.

Trudy Booth - Oct 22, 2002 3:59:03 pm PDT #478 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ted R in Angel:

Liked it, didn't love it. But now I finally understand what Futures Trading is.

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 22, 2002 4:29:49 pm PDT #479 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nutty: Jeans are not for showing pubic hair! If you want to show pubic hair, take off your motherfucking jeans completely!

Hee.

t edit for the record, Nutty did not say "hee"; that was me being amused. Er. By Nutty. Did I mention I was a big spaz?

Theodosia - Oct 22, 2002 5:17:17 pm PDT #480 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy:

Hyenas killed my thread.

Cindy - Oct 22, 2002 5:31:14 pm PDT #481 of 10000

Nobody

OK, then, the vowel in "ball," to me, is the same as the one in "sort", whereas the one in "Bali" is the same as the one in "fart" (removing the "r" sounds in both cases). Does that help? Because I refuse to believe that "sort" can rhyme with "fart."

edited to make it, hopefully, clearer

Angus G in Natter. I think it's just my warped mind - but for me it was the

edited to make it, hopefully, clearer

that made it all funny.

(and no Angus, you're right, because "sort" should rhyme with "fort" which shouldn't be a homophone for the other word)

Java cat - Oct 22, 2002 7:14:23 pm PDT #482 of 10000

Not javachik

Nutty, in Literary:

I read two pages of Foucault's Pendulum. And then my brain shorted out and I had to read picture books for a while, just to get the hang of how normal people use sentences.

Also, I kept wondering how a dead French leather queen had invented the pendulum in between critiques of western civilization.

Hey. I was 18 or so.

Holli - Oct 22, 2002 7:35:27 pm PDT #483 of 10000

an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Dana in Buffy 1 (nonspoilery):

Oh, I love continuity. It's my favorite -ity ever.

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