Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Madrigal Costello - Oct 19, 2002 3:04:13 pm PDT #454 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

(Oh, and um, that last phrase, just cut off some words to make it make sense. Y'see, um, English is not spoken in my head, so these things happen sometimes.)


esse - Oct 19, 2002 8:02:01 pm PDT #455 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Holli: Yup. Being all immutable and all, the laws of physics are unlikely to change when your back is turned. Unlike the laws of grammar, which are a bunch of slippery little bastards.

Victor: I don't trust the laws of grammar. They're shifty and I wouldn't want to live near 'em.

Natter.


Katie M - Oct 19, 2002 10:02:49 pm PDT #456 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Askye in PPO:

I don't know where it started but I wish it would DIE! I hate Spuffy. Hate it. Not just because I don't like romantic Spike/Buffy but it just sounds like a demented cat.


P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2002 11:34:48 am PDT #457 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sorry Connie, I didn't mean to impugn anyone else's knowledge of the sexual idiosyncrasies of marine mammals.

Angus in Natter


Michele T. - Oct 20, 2002 1:30:05 pm PDT #458 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Madrigal, in Firefly, nonspoilery:

I like the theme song, but it's rewritten itself in my head to the tune of the "Facts of Life" theme song, sort of, "They took your land, they take your sea, they take 'em both, and now you got, Serenity, Serenity."


Burrell - Oct 20, 2002 6:14:30 pm PDT #459 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

FayJay in Angel (and although I've white fonted it, it's pretty non-spoilery because she hasn't seen any episodes from this season):

Oooh, he's always been of the kink, our boy Wes. It's that whole public school education - dressing up younger lads as girls, spankings, canings, all that good healthy stuff that made The Empire great.


Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2002 9:34:49 pm PDT #460 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Being all immutable and all, the laws of physics are unlikely to change when your back is turned. Unlike the laws of grammar, which are a bunch of slippery little bastards.

-- Holli


Kat - Oct 20, 2002 10:01:23 pm PDT #461 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Shawn in Natter without any context:

This one time, at enema camp...


Burrell - Oct 20, 2002 11:49:22 pm PDT #462 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

From BBaBB:

Kat: ita et al., since you're taking requests, can you write code to directly transcribe my thoughts into the posting box? Cause that might be helpful.

ita: We're beta testing that right now.

And you have a dirty mind, BTW.

 


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 21, 2002 11:05:46 am PDT #463 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Quotable Angel:

As sung by the Green Velvet Fog. - DXMachina

I'm sorry, every time I red this I see it as "The Green Velvet Frog. Which at least has the advantage of some historical precedent. - Billytea

Oops, sorry. Didn't think it was specific enough to be considered spoilery.