(err... local paper. I swear, there was an L there. The loca paper is the other one.)
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
amych in natter
Could it be that the reason the Canadians are missing so many vowels is that Boston kidnapped them and won't let them go?
Theodosia, in Natter, cause it's funny when read randomly:
[strongly resisting temptation to go stand in front of Nutty's office building down the street and scream out variant pronunciations of 'fart']
shrift, in Natter:
It's really cute that so many people online think that just because I'm a webmaster that I'm omniscient.
Cute in that way where I want to strangle them with my bare hands until their eyes pop out of their sockets, all while screaming about how I have more important things to do, and they'd better die quickly.
amych, in Natter:
Yeesh. You wanna know how viral natter is? Reading this discussion, I started looking around for good weapons around my desk. And then I realized that I don't have any co-workers to attack them with. I'm not about to chuck a stapler at the dog just to join in this conversation.
in the Angel thread (edited for sense/continuity):
Betsy: I do hope they're setting up an Angel-vs.-Lilah confrontation in which Wesley isn't sure who to root for. In one corner, abusive hostile ungrateful sometimes-evil vampire; in other, abusive bed-sharing evil person.
Brenda M: I can think of a way Angel could even those odds....IJS.
Burrell: And, um, what Betsy said, too. I really really hope that said confrontation involves Cordy being eviscerated, and then I'll know exactly who to root for myself.
PMM: I'd love to see him just kick back with a bowl of popcorn, throw some snarky comments at both of them, say "Oh, to heck with the both of you" and run off with Lindsey.
Betsy: Dana will kill him if he tries anything
In Angel, I think, though it was OT:
joe boucher : Don't want the poster, but I thought the Olsen Twins Jailbait Countdown website was very funny. Sure, sure it was wrong, but it was still funny. Just a picture of the twins and a clock counting down.
billytea: There's part of me that thinks, hang on, wouldn't they be legal at 16 in most states? What else might he be waiting for? Is he counting down to the day they can vote? "The Olsen twins will save my nation."
... Yeah. they should put that at the bottom of the website.
Nutty:
...even unlikeable people don't deserve to have their pelvises twisted off.
In Natter --
CaBil:
Very patient and caring, since he could and should have had her stoned, according to the laws of that time.
Sophia:
I was skimming, and somehow I thought you meant Joseph was high.
In Natter...
Heather : Oprah's doing a damn good show, if a little one-sided.
Sophia: Is it about hyenas having sex? Because if so, I am turning it on right now. I am very curious.