Theodosia, in Natter, cause it's funny when read randomly:
[strongly resisting temptation to go stand in front of Nutty's office building down the street and scream out variant pronunciations of 'fart']
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Oct 22, 2002 9:08:43 am PDT #470 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Anne W. - Oct 22, 2002 9:53:10 am PDT #471 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
shrift, in Natter:
It's really cute that so many people online think that just because I'm a webmaster that I'm omniscient.
Cute in that way where I want to strangle them with my bare hands until their eyes pop out of their sockets, all while screaming about how I have more important things to do, and they'd better die quickly.
Dana - Oct 22, 2002 12:47:06 pm PDT #472 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
amych, in Natter:
Yeesh. You wanna know how viral natter is? Reading this discussion, I started looking around for good weapons around my desk. And then I realized that I don't have any co-workers to attack them with. I'm not about to chuck a stapler at the dog just to join in this conversation.
Fay - Oct 22, 2002 1:20:52 pm PDT #473 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
in the Angel thread (edited for sense/continuity):
Betsy: I do hope they're setting up an Angel-vs.-Lilah confrontation in which Wesley isn't sure who to root for. In one corner, abusive hostile ungrateful sometimes-evil vampire; in other, abusive bed-sharing evil person.
Brenda M: I can think of a way Angel could even those odds....IJS.
Burrell: And, um, what Betsy said, too. I really really hope that said confrontation involves Cordy being eviscerated, and then I'll know exactly who to root for myself.
PMM: I'd love to see him just kick back with a bowl of popcorn, throw some snarky comments at both of them, say "Oh, to heck with the both of you" and run off with Lindsey.
Betsy: Dana will kill him if he tries anything
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 22, 2002 1:37:11 pm PDT #474 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
In Angel, I think, though it was OT:
joe boucher : Don't want the poster, but I thought the Olsen Twins Jailbait Countdown website was very funny. Sure, sure it was wrong, but it was still funny. Just a picture of the twins and a clock counting down.
billytea: There's part of me that thinks, hang on, wouldn't they be legal at 16 in most states? What else might he be waiting for? Is he counting down to the day they can vote? "The Olsen twins will save my nation."
... Yeah. they should put that at the bottom of the website.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 22, 2002 1:56:49 pm PDT #475 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Nutty:
...even unlikeable people don't deserve to have their pelvises twisted off.
Steph L. - Oct 22, 2002 2:27:13 pm PDT #476 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In Natter --
CaBil:
Very patient and caring, since he could and should have had her stoned, according to the laws of that time.
Sophia:
I was skimming, and somehow I thought you meant Joseph was high.
DavidS - Oct 22, 2002 3:27:01 pm PDT #477 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter...
Heather : Oprah's doing a damn good show, if a little one-sided.
Sophia: Is it about hyenas having sex? Because if so, I am turning it on right now. I am very curious.
Trudy Booth - Oct 22, 2002 3:59:03 pm PDT #478 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ted R in Angel:
Liked it, didn't love it. But now I finally understand what Futures Trading is.
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 22, 2002 4:29:49 pm PDT #479 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Nutty: Jeans are not for showing pubic hair! If you want to show pubic hair, take off your motherfucking jeans completely!
Hee.
t edit for the record, Nutty did not say "hee"; that was me being amused. Er. By Nutty. Did I mention I was a big spaz?