Context be damned....
billytea: I think that if the guy asks me again if I hear voices, I'm going to claim I hear my testicles, and they're plotting against each other.
Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram & Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy. Angel: I'm not little.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Aug 01, 2003 11:12:28 am PDT #4134 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
billytea - Aug 01, 2003 12:00:38 pm PDT #4135 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Emily, in Natter:
That Nora. She just never shuts up about her psychic powers. I mean, it's always "Oh, tomorrow it's going to rain," and "Um, guys, I think he's a KGB agent," and "Look out! Falling bookcase!" and "You will die horribly, largely because you refuse to listen to me about the bookcase thing." I mean, enough already!
EpicTangent - Aug 01, 2003 12:10:55 pm PDT #4136 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
We don't need no stinking context:
billytea:One of Bec's former workmates has a kid who, around the age of four or five, went through a stage of consulting his penis about any major decisions (thus laying the early groundwork for his adult life). Most notably one day when they were at the zoo and a tourist couple wanted to take a photo of him. "I don't know. [to crotch] What do you think, Mr Penis? [to tourists] He says that'd be ok."
I'm still snerking on my third or fourth re-read.
Noumenon - Aug 01, 2003 8:08:16 pm PDT #4137 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Jenny_G in Quotable deathmatch, explaining why she voted for Riley's "Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall":
Capitalizes on MB's inherent tallness, one of the things he consistently brought to the character of Riley.
Emlah - Aug 03, 2003 1:09:30 am PDT #4138 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
Burrell: I think the bigness of JLo's ass is overinflated. Never looked that big to me. If her ass is big, mine must be HUGE AND VAST AS THE OCEAN.
Lysana - Aug 03, 2003 5:35:36 pm PDT #4139 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
DXMachina (quoting Burrell), in Natter:
incompetent cervix
That makes it sound as though everything would probably be okay if the cervix just paid a little more attention to what it was doing.
Burrell - Aug 04, 2003 10:58:00 am PDT #4140 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Theodosia - Aug 04, 2003 1:23:04 pm PDT #4141 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel, in Movies:
I've been trying to find someone to go see Winged Migration with me. My husband refuses to pay money for a nature documentary. I said, "It's not even a standard documentary; there are hardly any voiceovers or narration. It's just pictures and music." His eyes got all big, and he shrieked, "Have you SEEN Soylent Green?!? This is how the Republican administration is luring in environmentalists and liberals! You'll be turned into food!"
Lysana - Aug 04, 2003 2:15:06 pm PDT #4142 of 10000
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Sadly, incompetent cervix is actually a heartbreaking condition. But, it is resolvable, and, admittedly, very badly named.
Indeed. I'm just a sucker for dark humor.
t /natter
Elena - Aug 04, 2003 2:39:20 pm PDT #4143 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Cass, in Buffy Quotable, out of context.
Wow, I just totally swayed myself into flogging