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Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Steph L. - Jul 30, 2003 4:07:02 am PDT #4109 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Bitches, musing on superheroes, and why they might rip a mirror off a car....

Theodosia: Last year, some unknown person ripped off the driver side mirror on my car -- the whole assemblage was gone. We couldn't figure out if it had been done like by a passing truck or what -- we couldn't find any debris on the street nearby or underneath the car or anything -- totally gone, as though Superman had ripped it off with super-strength and flew off with it.

beth b: superman would not steal your mirror. Batman might- but he has a darker side.

Sean K: Batman would do it because he needed the mirror and the wiring. It would probably be an emergency.

Bruce Wayne would find some way to get you repaid surreptitiously - making sure you get a grant for your sculpture/cello playing/whatever, making sure you get a scholarship, making sure your neighborhood gets a new, safe playground for the kids... Something like that.

Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2003 5:27:32 am PDT #4110 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Anne W: Do you put milk and sugar in your coffee, Deena? In that case, I could understand how Kara might develop a taste for it. If, on the other hand, she's drinking it black, I would be seriously impressed and a little bit frightened.

beth b - Jul 30, 2003 5:48:18 am PDT #4111 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Noumenon: But here I am now, slinging triple posts like I never took a month off to conquer Germany.

amych - Jul 30, 2003 6:22:55 am PDT #4112 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Steph: Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?

meara - Jul 30, 2003 7:19:26 am PDT #4113 of 10000

in Bitches:

EpicTangent:This just in from a Three Musketeers wrapper:

Whipped Up. Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste.

Is that the porniest thing ever, or am I just spending too much time around you people?

Theodosia: There's a black Musketeer in the Three Musketeers ads now, which pleases me no end.

EpicTangent: So you're seeing more validity to the Chocolate-on-Chocolate claims then?

Elena - Jul 30, 2003 8:53:55 am PDT #4114 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Victor, sans context.

VIOLATE THE FIRSTBORN!!!! VIOLATE, I SAY!!!

Sophia Brooks - Jul 30, 2003 11:46:33 am PDT #4115 of 10000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Perkins:Starbucks has two new Muppet finger puppets-- Miss Piggy and the Swedish Chef.

billyteaThe Swedish Chef?? Mark this date in your calendar, friends, for today is the day I start drinking coffee.

Megan E. Herde hoopde billydo coffde.

fleaBork bork bork!

sj - Jul 30, 2003 12:37:21 pm PDT #4116 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Steph in Bitches:

Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?

Java cat - Jul 30, 2003 3:28:28 pm PDT #4117 of 10000

Not javachik

Beth: why don't you like "homemaker"?

DebG: "Hi, I'm the Little Woman. My primary function in life is to Make A Nice Home for my husband and three point two Perfect Darling Children: Rooty, Tooty, Biff and (pats tummy with a self-deprecating smile) my little Unborn Treasure, Winklepot. Whoops - you breathed on my coffee table! (scurries off to get Lysol)"

P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2003 9:14:32 pm PDT #4118 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

From Spoilers, where the snark flows like fresh spring water, and context is for pussies.

Allyson

ASSCAPS are exhausting. Rio must be in some sort of hellacious cardio program.

Michele T.

Yoga, dude. It's tremendously strengthening.

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