Giles ,'Touched'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty in Bitches:
I think that bridezilla is not the same as being prepared. There is having a plan and then executing it, which is good; or having a plan and then executing anyone who deviates from it, which is bad.
[it just didn't look as funny to me when I saw it in normal font as it did when I read it all blown up, so I embiggened it -- Noum]
ND in Bitches:
Cher is the the MIR space station, she should have fallen out of orbit years ago, but they just keep patching her up and installing new parts. Thing is, when she finally does go it's going to be a pretty impressive light show.
Trudy:
Cher can do WHATEVER she wants. She's a force of nature.
AND science!
Daniel C. Jensen: Oh good lord. On TV tonight: 101 Things Removed from the Human Body
09:00 PM - FOX
Steph L.: Does that include pride?
Cindy: Not in the summer, silly Teppy. That goes just before the Fall.
Aimee in the Firefly thread:
When come back bring Nilly.
Plei in Bitches:
Shit, why don't they just fucking add "can talk to animals, loved by everyone, excellent singing voice" to the list of job qualifications. The job title is Documentation Specialist, but it might as well be Mary Sue.
Nilly, in Firefly, upon seeing and describing her reaction to the pilot episode, Serenity:
You know what? It's a good thing Joss isn't into politics, because he managed to make such a wide-eyed gasping holding-to-every-word little girl out of me in an hour and a half, I don't want to think what he may be able to do if he really wanted to get my attention. And he made me like made-up people, like them enough to want to know what happens to them next, and happened to them in the past.
Beth's DH: A car with a Start button? Is Bill Gates involved somehow? shakes head as he contemplates Mazda getting borged by MS
Daniel C. Jensen: Yes, and to shut it off, you have to press the start button, select "shut down" with the gear shift and then wait 10 minutes while it tells each component under the hood "good night."
And there's the Blue Windscreen of Death, which happens often with no warning and you lose all your momentum until...
Anyone who knows the ID of "Someone", please feel free to edit me, as I have to go.
Edited to turn "Someone" into someone.
eta: That was DCJ
Twas not me and I am huffy about only as it is my dream car that is getting all Gates-y and making me cringe...
actually the quote I'm responding to is:
Beth's DH "Spike's Bitches 8: Big Gay Pirates" Jul 31, 2003 5:30:34 pm PDT
Trudy, in Bitches:
I'm big with the God of the Hebrews but he NEVER does that. He sends angels to whisper in your ear to knock you up, there's just no foreplay.