In Unamerican:
Burrell Pregnancy is like sprinkling Miracle Gro on one's breasts.
Betsy HP And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them
The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fay - Jul 29, 2003 11:56:17 am PDT #4099 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2003 2:05:53 pm PDT #4100 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
ita and Allyson, on the Meyer-Briggs test (in Natter):
ita: What did you score?
Allyson: Dunno, the results get emailed to some other person who will undoubtedly tell me I suck.
ita: No, they'll tell you you have to be more assertive, or some dumb shit like that.
Allyson: I think they're going to tell me I have to be more organized, and less assertive.
At which point I'm going to beat them senseless with the corpse of Betty Friedan.
sj - Jul 29, 2003 2:31:41 pm PDT #4101 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Betsy HP in Movies:
Legally Blonde 2 is not worthy of the thespian talents of Demi Moore. Who isn't in it, but still.
NoiseDesign - Jul 29, 2003 3:50:10 pm PDT #4102 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
MM in Natter:
Dude, would that make the Holy Spirit God's "wingman"?
"No, dude, seriously, whyn't you cruise on up there and talk to her? Get me some info. Then I'll sweep on in and get the digits."
A few minutes later.
"Yo, Big Guy, she's married."
"So?"
sj - Jul 29, 2003 5:27:12 pm PDT #4103 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
DXMachina in Bitches:
Ah, the Bitch version of tar and feathers - hot fudge and glitter...
Frankenbuddha - Jul 29, 2003 6:47:56 pm PDT #4104 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Betsy with the setup, and billytea with the punchline, in Natter:
I'm assuming they'll justify it by his lifelong commitment to entertaining the troops. Which is indeed praiseworthy, but... does that mean Hugh Hefner gets flags at half-mast, too?
I'm pretty sure that's the last way Hef would want to be remembered.
Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2003 8:42:19 pm PDT #4105 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sean K: Erika, when I was eight ot nine, I had another kid get very upset at me and tell to "stop using grown-up words" because I had used the word "gravity" in a sentence. Even at the time I was boggled that she didn't know that word and had gotten so upset.
Plus? Had no idea what word to use besides "gravity."
Jess PMoon: The hold-y down-y force.
Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2003 8:43:13 pm PDT #4106 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daniel C. Jensen: Okay, so last week I resurrected some old dried out Sharpies and felt-tip pens.
I took them apart with a pliers and then dripped 98% isopropyl alcohol down the felty tube, put them back together and let them sit for a couple of days.
Does that make me cheap or show my initiative?
Or does it just show the depths I will go to entertain myself while unemployed?
Or does it just show the depths I will go to avoid writing cover letters while unemployed?
Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2003 8:45:45 pm PDT #4107 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Catchin up in Bitches...
Pete, Husband Of Reason: Hi. I'm melting. Yup indeedy. Melting.
Seattle just hit 93 degrees, therefore my studio is somewhere around 98. I am so not liking this.
Jilli is out and about with Plei and Smonster. They just had ice cream.
I go cry now. And melt, of course.
Sean K: Please, everybody be very careful.
Don't step in Pete.
Deena - Jul 30, 2003 3:38:02 am PDT #4108 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Bitches, Deb G. lets us in on more interesting bits of her life.:
...Aimee, I've been positive, for at least forty years, that somewhere in the Hall of the Lord of Arachnids, there are voices raised in lamentation and a deep chanting, thusly:
"SLAY DEBORAH! STING AND BITE HER! SHE KILLED THE SON OF THE KING SPIDER!"
Who knew there was a contract out on her?