Steph: Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?
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Coffee On My Monitor
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in Bitches:
EpicTangent:This just in from a Three Musketeers wrapper:
Whipped Up. Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste.
Is that the porniest thing ever, or am I just spending too much time around you people?
Theodosia: There's a black Musketeer in the Three Musketeers ads now, which pleases me no end.
EpicTangent: So you're seeing more validity to the Chocolate-on-Chocolate claims then?
Victor, sans context.
VIOLATE THE FIRSTBORN!!!! VIOLATE, I SAY!!!
Perkins:Starbucks has two new Muppet finger puppets-- Miss Piggy and the Swedish Chef.
billyteaThe Swedish Chef?? Mark this date in your calendar, friends, for today is the day I start drinking coffee.
Megan E. Herde hoopde billydo coffde.
fleaBork bork bork!
Steph in Bitches:
Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?
Beth: why don't you like "homemaker"?
DebG: "Hi, I'm the Little Woman. My primary function in life is to Make A Nice Home for my husband and three point two Perfect Darling Children: Rooty, Tooty, Biff and (pats tummy with a self-deprecating smile) my little Unborn Treasure, Winklepot. Whoops - you breathed on my coffee table! (scurries off to get Lysol)"
From Spoilers, where the snark flows like fresh spring water, and context is for pussies.
Allyson
ASSCAPS are exhausting. Rio must be in some sort of hellacious cardio program.
Michele T.
Yoga, dude. It's tremendously strengthening.
Nutty in Bitches:
I think that bridezilla is not the same as being prepared. There is having a plan and then executing it, which is good; or having a plan and then executing anyone who deviates from it, which is bad.
[it just didn't look as funny to me when I saw it in normal font as it did when I read it all blown up, so I embiggened it -- Noum]
ND in Bitches:
Cher is the the MIR space station, she should have fallen out of orbit years ago, but they just keep patching her up and installing new parts. Thing is, when she finally does go it's going to be a pretty impressive light show.
Trudy:
Cher can do WHATEVER she wants. She's a force of nature.
AND science!
Daniel C. Jensen: Oh good lord. On TV tonight: 101 Things Removed from the Human Body
09:00 PM - FOX
Steph L.: Does that include pride?
Cindy: Not in the summer, silly Teppy. That goes just before the Fall.