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Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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meara - Jul 30, 2003 7:19:26 am PDT #4113 of 10000

in Bitches:

EpicTangent:This just in from a Three Musketeers wrapper:

Whipped Up. Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste.

Is that the porniest thing ever, or am I just spending too much time around you people?

Theodosia: There's a black Musketeer in the Three Musketeers ads now, which pleases me no end.

EpicTangent: So you're seeing more validity to the Chocolate-on-Chocolate claims then?

Elena - Jul 30, 2003 8:53:55 am PDT #4114 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Victor, sans context.

VIOLATE THE FIRSTBORN!!!! VIOLATE, I SAY!!!

Sophia Brooks - Jul 30, 2003 11:46:33 am PDT #4115 of 10000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Perkins:Starbucks has two new Muppet finger puppets-- Miss Piggy and the Swedish Chef.

billyteaThe Swedish Chef?? Mark this date in your calendar, friends, for today is the day I start drinking coffee.

Megan E. Herde hoopde billydo coffde.

fleaBork bork bork!

sj - Jul 30, 2003 12:37:21 pm PDT #4116 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Steph in Bitches:

Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?

Java cat - Jul 30, 2003 3:28:28 pm PDT #4117 of 10000

Not javachik

Beth: why don't you like "homemaker"?

DebG: "Hi, I'm the Little Woman. My primary function in life is to Make A Nice Home for my husband and three point two Perfect Darling Children: Rooty, Tooty, Biff and (pats tummy with a self-deprecating smile) my little Unborn Treasure, Winklepot. Whoops - you breathed on my coffee table! (scurries off to get Lysol)"

P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2003 9:14:32 pm PDT #4118 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

From Spoilers, where the snark flows like fresh spring water, and context is for pussies.

Allyson

ASSCAPS are exhausting. Rio must be in some sort of hellacious cardio program.

Michele T.

Yoga, dude. It's tremendously strengthening.

Noumenon - Jul 31, 2003 12:13:50 am PDT #4119 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Nutty in Bitches:

I think that bridezilla is not the same as being prepared. There is having a plan and then executing it, which is good; or having a plan and then executing anyone who deviates from it, which is bad.

[it just didn't look as funny to me when I saw it in normal font as it did when I read it all blown up, so I embiggened it -- Noum]

JohnSweden - Jul 31, 2003 5:58:01 am PDT #4120 of 10000

I can't even.

ND in Bitches:

Cher is the the MIR space station, she should have fallen out of orbit years ago, but they just keep patching her up and installing new parts. Thing is, when she finally does go it's going to be a pretty impressive light show.

Trudy:

Cher can do WHATEVER she wants. She's a force of nature.

AND science!

Calli - Jul 31, 2003 8:32:52 am PDT #4121 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Daniel C. Jensen: Oh good lord. On TV tonight: 101 Things Removed from the Human Body

09:00 PM - FOX

Steph L.: Does that include pride?

Cindy: Not in the summer, silly Teppy. That goes just before the Fall.

Consuela - Jul 31, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #4122 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Aimee in the Firefly thread:

When come back bring Nilly.

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