Steph in Bitches:
Dubya keeps talking about his trip to Africa -- do you think he went there to try to get a soul?
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
sj - Jul 30, 2003 12:37:21 pm PDT #4116 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Java cat - Jul 30, 2003 3:28:28 pm PDT #4117 of 10000
Not javachik
Beth: why don't you like "homemaker"?
DebG: "Hi, I'm the Little Woman. My primary function in life is to Make A Nice Home for my husband and three point two Perfect Darling Children: Rooty, Tooty, Biff and (pats tummy with a self-deprecating smile) my little Unborn Treasure, Winklepot. Whoops - you breathed on my coffee table! (scurries off to get Lysol)"
P.M. Marc - Jul 30, 2003 9:14:32 pm PDT #4118 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
From Spoilers, where the snark flows like fresh spring water, and context is for pussies.
Allyson
ASSCAPS are exhausting. Rio must be in some sort of hellacious cardio program.
Michele T.
Yoga, dude. It's tremendously strengthening.
Noumenon - Jul 31, 2003 12:13:50 am PDT #4119 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Nutty in Bitches:
I think that bridezilla is not the same as being prepared. There is having a plan and then executing it, which is good; or having a plan and then executing anyone who deviates from it, which is bad.
[it just didn't look as funny to me when I saw it in normal font as it did when I read it all blown up, so I embiggened it -- Noum]
JohnSweden - Jul 31, 2003 5:58:01 am PDT #4120 of 10000
I can't even.
ND in Bitches:
Cher is the the MIR space station, she should have fallen out of orbit years ago, but they just keep patching her up and installing new parts. Thing is, when she finally does go it's going to be a pretty impressive light show.
Trudy:
Cher can do WHATEVER she wants. She's a force of nature.
AND science!
Calli - Jul 31, 2003 8:32:52 am PDT #4121 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Daniel C. Jensen: Oh good lord. On TV tonight: 101 Things Removed from the Human Body
09:00 PM - FOX
Steph L.: Does that include pride?
Cindy: Not in the summer, silly Teppy. That goes just before the Fall.
Consuela - Jul 31, 2003 10:22:14 am PDT #4122 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Aimee in the Firefly thread:
When come back bring Nilly.
Astarte - Jul 31, 2003 11:09:42 am PDT #4123 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Plei in Bitches:
Shit, why don't they just fucking add "can talk to animals, loved by everyone, excellent singing voice" to the list of job qualifications. The job title is Documentation Specialist, but it might as well be Mary Sue.
DCJensen - Jul 31, 2003 12:30:47 pm PDT #4124 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Nilly, in Firefly, upon seeing and describing her reaction to the pilot episode, Serenity:
You know what? It's a good thing Joss isn't into politics, because he managed to make such a wide-eyed gasping holding-to-every-word little girl out of me in an hour and a half, I don't want to think what he may be able to do if he really wanted to get my attention. And he made me like made-up people, like them enough to want to know what happens to them next, and happened to them in the past.
EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2003 4:26:30 pm PDT #4125 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Beth's DH: A car with a Start button? Is Bill Gates involved somehow? shakes head as he contemplates Mazda getting borged by MS
Daniel C. Jensen: Yes, and to shut it off, you have to press the start button, select "shut down" with the gear shift and then wait 10 minutes while it tells each component under the hood "good night."
And there's the Blue Windscreen of Death, which happens often with no warning and you lose all your momentum until...
Anyone who knows the ID of "Someone", please feel free to edit me, as I have to go.
Edited to turn "Someone" into someone.