Jilli in Bitches:
Pearl tea will make you sprout tentacles. I'm sure of this. Those aren't tapioca pearls, they're little alien spores. I've seen this movie, it never ends well.
Mal: Take your people and go. Captain: You would have done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Beverly - Jul 16, 2003 12:43:51 pm PDT #3945 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Jon B. - Jul 16, 2003 1:41:44 pm PDT #3946 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I was going to place this in context but.... naaahh....
P.M. Marcontell: I want to see Joss/DeKnight. Has that ever happened?
Katie M: Is Kissinger involved?
erikaj - Jul 16, 2003 1:46:50 pm PDT #3947 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Kat in Natter: Think of the political spectrum. Picture me standing to the left of them with my arms wrapped around a tree wearing a red shirt with Lenin's picture on it.
deborah grabien - Jul 16, 2003 3:04:06 pm PDT #3948 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
damnit! erika got here first.
(I, otoh, just asked Kat to marry me, so neener...)
Java cat - Jul 16, 2003 4:17:35 pm PDT #3949 of 10000
Not javachik
continuing with tapioca...
Kat: WRT to a Boba Fette. . .
I keep trying to convince Lori to open a boba place near Caltech and call it Boba Fête. Then the slugline in ads could be: It's like a party in your mouth. Plus Caltechers would get the pun and there's a fairly substantive asian population at the school.
It would be perfect.
Susan W. - Jul 16, 2003 5:35:21 pm PDT #3950 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
amych in Spoilers, spoilery only for the Buffy finale:
EXT. BASEBALL DIAMOND - DAY
A twelve year old girl stands uncertainly at the plate as the power hits her: she takes it in, looking down in confusion.... then looking back up, slowly, her stance straightening and a wicked grin on her face.
She snaps the bat in two and leaps into the first tier of box seats wielding the broken end.
BASEBALL GIRL:
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate,
Bud Selig!
SELIG dusts.
bon bon - Jul 16, 2003 6:16:53 pm PDT #3951 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Nutty, in natter
Okay, who here has been palpating snot so they know exactly what balls of snot 3/4" in diameter would feel like?? I mean, who has that much snot?
Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:46:03 am PDT #3952 of 10000
Nobody
Epic Tangent in Bitches 7:
I just went to tell a co-worker small piece of relevant information, then went off on a mildly weird tangent (go figure). I stopped when I noticed the look on her face and apologized. She said it would be fine if only she could hear "the entire conversation, not just the part that comes out of your mouth."
Is it weird that I actually get kind of a kick out of this?
Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:59:52 am PDT #3953 of 10000
Nobody
way wrong thread choice. sorry.
amyth - Jul 17, 2003 6:34:16 am PDT #3954 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
in Natter:
amych: Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.
billytea: I've been in bathrooms where I wish that was a prerequisite.
Cindy: Wait just a dol gurned minute, billytea! My sons are still quite young, still learning to master this art of the aim that men many years their senior have never seemed to...
Wolfram: It's not so much the aim, and more the courteous wipe-around.
billytea: I believe that's the title of the latest book from Dr Phil.