Nutty, in natter
Okay, who here has been palpating snot so they know exactly what balls of snot 3/4" in diameter would feel like?? I mean, who has that much snot?
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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bon bon - Jul 16, 2003 6:16:53 pm PDT #3951 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:46:03 am PDT #3952 of 10000
Nobody
Epic Tangent in Bitches 7:
I just went to tell a co-worker small piece of relevant information, then went off on a mildly weird tangent (go figure). I stopped when I noticed the look on her face and apologized. She said it would be fine if only she could hear "the entire conversation, not just the part that comes out of your mouth."
Is it weird that I actually get kind of a kick out of this?
Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:59:52 am PDT #3953 of 10000
Nobody
way wrong thread choice. sorry.
amyth - Jul 17, 2003 6:34:16 am PDT #3954 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
in Natter:
amych: Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.
billytea: I've been in bathrooms where I wish that was a prerequisite.
Cindy: Wait just a dol gurned minute, billytea! My sons are still quite young, still learning to master this art of the aim that men many years their senior have never seemed to...
Wolfram: It's not so much the aim, and more the courteous wipe-around.
billytea: I believe that's the title of the latest book from Dr Phil.
Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:07:36 am PDT #3955 of 10000
Visilurking
Actually Steph beat us all with:
Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.
Steph: Because peeing on the floor is inexcusable....
amyth - Jul 17, 2003 7:19:49 am PDT #3956 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
You're right, Wolfram. I didn't go back far enough. Thanks for catching that!
Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:29:19 am PDT #3957 of 10000
Visilurking
I only remembered it because I meant to COMM it myself, but had Buffistus Interruptus and totally forgot about it.
Steph L. - Jul 17, 2003 9:31:53 am PDT #3958 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It's funny in context and funnier out:
Betsy: Shawn, I think you have no choice but to photocopy your goolie and send it to them.
Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 10:11:13 am PDT #3959 of 10000
Nobody
Fred Pete in Natter 14:
(Edit: Unintended serial, much like Legally Blonde 2.)
Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2003 11:06:12 am PDT #3960 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nutty: Power is the only way Henry ever got some. I mean, his charm, looks and precision secret bombing skills were getting him no lovin'.