way wrong thread choice. sorry.
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
in Natter:
amych: Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.
billytea: I've been in bathrooms where I wish that was a prerequisite.
Cindy: Wait just a dol gurned minute, billytea! My sons are still quite young, still learning to master this art of the aim that men many years their senior have never seemed to...
Wolfram: It's not so much the aim, and more the courteous wipe-around.
billytea: I believe that's the title of the latest book from Dr Phil.
Actually Steph beat us all with:
Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.
Steph: Because peeing on the floor is inexcusable....
You're right, Wolfram. I didn't go back far enough. Thanks for catching that!
I only remembered it because I meant to COMM it myself, but had Buffistus Interruptus and totally forgot about it.
It's funny in context and funnier out:
Betsy: Shawn, I think you have no choice but to photocopy your goolie and send it to them.
Fred Pete in Natter 14:
(Edit: Unintended serial, much like Legally Blonde 2.)
Nutty: Power is the only way Henry ever got some. I mean, his charm, looks and precision secret bombing skills were getting him no lovin'.
Noise Design, in Natter:
Heck, I love my collection of bibles. I had enough copies of the Good News bible at one point that I hollowed one out to hide my booze in when I was in undergrad which was a dry campus.
There's a special corner of hell just for me!
Angus: ...there's no need for a new term when we already have a perfectly good one that doesn't set your teeth on edge: "Secular Humanist". (I'd call myself that except I don't really think I'm a humanist.)
BHP: Secular Misanthropist? "There is no God, and people aren't so great either."