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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Susan W. - Jul 16, 2003 5:35:21 pm PDT #3950 of 10000

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

amych in Spoilers, spoilery only for the Buffy finale:

EXT. BASEBALL DIAMOND - DAY

A twelve year old girl stands uncertainly at the plate as the power hits her: she takes it in, looking down in confusion.... then looking back up, slowly, her stance straightening and a wicked grin on her face.

She snaps the bat in two and leaps into the first tier of box seats wielding the broken end.

BASEBALL GIRL:
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bud Selig!

SELIG dusts.

bon bon - Jul 16, 2003 6:16:53 pm PDT #3951 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Nutty, in natter

Okay, who here has been palpating snot so they know exactly what balls of snot 3/4" in diameter would feel like?? I mean, who has that much snot?

Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:46:03 am PDT #3952 of 10000

Nobody

Epic Tangent in Bitches 7:

I just went to tell a co-worker small piece of relevant information, then went off on a mildly weird tangent (go figure). I stopped when I noticed the look on her face and apologized. She said it would be fine if only she could hear "the entire conversation, not just the part that comes out of your mouth."

Is it weird that I actually get kind of a kick out of this?

Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 5:59:52 am PDT #3953 of 10000

Nobody

way wrong thread choice. sorry.

amyth - Jul 17, 2003 6:34:16 am PDT #3954 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

in Natter:

amych: Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.

billytea: I've been in bathrooms where I wish that was a prerequisite.

Cindy: Wait just a dol gurned minute, billytea! My sons are still quite young, still learning to master this art of the aim that men many years their senior have never seemed to...

Wolfram: It's not so much the aim, and more the courteous wipe-around.

billytea: I believe that's the title of the latest book from Dr Phil.

Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:07:36 am PDT #3955 of 10000

Visilurking

Actually Steph beat us all with:

Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.

Steph: Because peeing on the floor is inexcusable....

amyth - Jul 17, 2003 7:19:49 am PDT #3956 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You're right, Wolfram. I didn't go back far enough. Thanks for catching that!

Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:29:19 am PDT #3957 of 10000

Visilurking

I only remembered it because I meant to COMM it myself, but had Buffistus Interruptus and totally forgot about it.

Steph L. - Jul 17, 2003 9:31:53 am PDT #3958 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's funny in context and funnier out:

Betsy: Shawn, I think you have no choice but to photocopy your goolie and send it to them.

Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 10:11:13 am PDT #3959 of 10000

Nobody

Fred Pete in Natter 14:

(Edit: Unintended serial, much like Legally Blonde 2.)

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