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amyth - Jul 17, 2003 6:34:16 am PDT #3954 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

in Natter:

amych: Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.

billytea: I've been in bathrooms where I wish that was a prerequisite.

Cindy: Wait just a dol gurned minute, billytea! My sons are still quite young, still learning to master this art of the aim that men many years their senior have never seemed to...

Wolfram: It's not so much the aim, and more the courteous wipe-around.

billytea: I believe that's the title of the latest book from Dr Phil.

Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:07:36 am PDT #3955 of 10000

Visilurking

Actually Steph beat us all with:

Around here, you have to pass a vision test if you walk into the DMV to ask to use their bathroom.

Steph: Because peeing on the floor is inexcusable....

amyth - Jul 17, 2003 7:19:49 am PDT #3956 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You're right, Wolfram. I didn't go back far enough. Thanks for catching that!

Wolfram - Jul 17, 2003 7:29:19 am PDT #3957 of 10000

Visilurking

I only remembered it because I meant to COMM it myself, but had Buffistus Interruptus and totally forgot about it.

Steph L. - Jul 17, 2003 9:31:53 am PDT #3958 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's funny in context and funnier out:

Betsy: Shawn, I think you have no choice but to photocopy your goolie and send it to them.

Cindy - Jul 17, 2003 10:11:13 am PDT #3959 of 10000

Nobody

Fred Pete in Natter 14:

(Edit: Unintended serial, much like Legally Blonde 2.)

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2003 11:06:12 am PDT #3960 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nutty: Power is the only way Henry ever got some. I mean, his charm, looks and precision secret bombing skills were getting him no lovin'.

DXMachina - Jul 17, 2003 2:28:41 pm PDT #3961 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Noise Design, in Natter:

Heck, I love my collection of bibles. I had enough copies of the Good News bible at one point that I hollowed one out to hide my booze in when I was in undergrad which was a dry campus.

There's a special corner of hell just for me!

Ellen S. - Jul 17, 2003 5:52:31 pm PDT #3962 of 10000

there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Angus: ...there's no need for a new term when we already have a perfectly good one that doesn't set your teeth on edge: "Secular Humanist". (I'd call myself that except I don't really think I'm a humanist.)

BHP: Secular Misanthropist? "There is no God, and people aren't so great either."

Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2003 6:28:03 pm PDT #3963 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: I like the virgins!

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