Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Katie M - Jul 16, 2003 6:42:25 am PDT #3935 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

amych in Natter:

Harumph. Silly 20 Questions game doesn't feel that echidnas bring joy to people. Obviously, it hasn't met Billytea.


Lee - Jul 16, 2003 8:11:43 am PDT #3936 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Betsy HP, in Natter:

My fatigues have glitter. And corsets.

Of course, I get shot a lot, but there are always tradeoffs.


Jessica - Jul 16, 2003 8:12:58 am PDT #3937 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Damn, beat me to it!


Calli - Jul 16, 2003 9:00:59 am PDT #3938 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

By billytea:

But the thought that my desk could spontaneously turn into an echidna? Some days it's the only thing that gets me into the office.


juliana - Jul 16, 2003 9:39:04 am PDT #3939 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

DavidS, in Bitches:

Note to Cashmere's file: Stanky Buccaneers Are Go!


DXMachina - Jul 16, 2003 11:10:45 am PDT #3940 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Tapioca fun in Natter:

Kat:

DO NOT CALL BOBA SNOTLIKE. It's godllike. Plus firmer than what I think snot feels like.

Ms. Havisham:

Boba isn't snotlike. It's like eating tadpoles.

Heh. THis should be a challenge on Fear Factor: taste two drinks and decide which one's pearl tea and which one's tadpoles.


DXMachina - Jul 16, 2003 11:15:35 am PDT #3941 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Can you tell I'm a fan of tapioca...

Calli:

<geek> I keep reading "Boba" and thinking "Boba Fett". It makes the context beautifully surreal. </geek>

amych:

See, I'd drink a drink filled with little tiny bounty hunters with armor and jet packs a lot sooner than I'd drink pearl tea.


Deena - Jul 16, 2003 11:18:17 am PDT #3942 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

and I keep reading pearl tea as pearl necklace, which makes the tea not something I'm particularly interested in drinking.


sj - Jul 16, 2003 12:04:59 pm PDT #3943 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess PMoon in Bitches:

I'm afraid "too many French fries" is as meaningless a phrase to me as "too many naked Orlando Blooms."


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2003 12:41:22 pm PDT #3944 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sean K: YOU MUST HAVE ENOUGH CARBS TO KILL A LARGE PONY WITH YOUR BURGER! DO NOT DENY THE CARBS!