Juliana in Bitches: (reciprocal COMMing! whee!)
As I'm typing up minutes of our last meeting, I notice that I keep typing "bUnkruptcy". I think my fingers are trying to tell me to go see PotC and then go home.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Jul 10, 2003 4:51:34 am PDT #3894 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Betsy HP - Jul 10, 2003 7:33:25 am PDT #3895 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Aimée: I pine for the day that there will be a pirate movie with camels.
high plains grifter: "Arrr. Avast, ye one humped bitch, give over. Port. Turn port, I say. Ship of the desert, my pirate arse"
Emlah - Jul 10, 2003 8:41:13 am PDT #3896 of 10000
To every idea a shelf...
In Un-American.....
Holli: OrlandoBloom'sbuttOrlandoBloom'sbuttOrlandoBloom'sbutt...
Am-Chau Yarkona: OrlandoBloom'sbuttOrlandoBloom'sbuttOrlandoBloom'sbutt...
bears repeating...
Edit: better still, repeated bareing...
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 10, 2003 10:38:42 am PDT #3897 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Firefly 2 finishes in a bit of a punic...(I'm COMMing the lot for cumulative effect.)
Beverly:
ShepHerd. ijs. From "herding sheep," caring for a flock, leader, protector, guide, etc. Biblical reference. Shepherd. Thanks.
Daniel C. Jensen:
I herd that.
Heather Alayne:
It's not like she was going out on a lamb.
Dana:
Sheep puns! Baaaatten down the hatches! Pull the wool over your eyes!
Daniel C. Jensen:
I won't get angora over it.t /sheepish
Perkins:
BAAAAA haha
Holli:
Puns like these threaten the very fabric of our board.
Baa afraid. Baa very afraid.
Allyson:
sees puns. pulls own eyeballs out in over-the-top self-preservation effort.
Dana:
Oh, ewe guys. I think Allyson's afraid we're going to fleece her.
Holli:
Poor little lamb.
Anne W.:
There's mutton wrong with a few puns, is there?
Wolfram:
Gor-ram it, DCJ! You've got to stop being the cattle-ist for these things.
Dana:
Oooh. And Wolfram moooooves on to bovine.
Wolfram:
I was feeling slightly cowed.
Allyson (post #9990):
runs screaming from thread in shear terror.
Daniel C. Jenson (post #9990):
That's a lot of Bull.
Allyson (post #9992):
doubles. that's so odd.
Daniel C. Jensen:
I wouldn't steer you wrong...
Do you think we can milk this to the end of the thread?
Allyson:
I'll just skim.
Typo Boy:
Well - that lets you get the cream of the jest.
Allyson:
We really need to whip up a new thread title, fast.
Daniel C. Jensen:
We need a cow-ordinator of all these sheep puns. I cattle-ow this to cow-tinue.
Typo Boy:
If we don't will the jokes curdle?
Elena - Jul 10, 2003 1:13:04 pm PDT #3898 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Erinaceous in, of all places, Press.
Erinaceous is cleaning her office again! Who wants a Chicago Tribune promo Smallville poster? Mint! First email has it ...Lex looks hot and smug, Clark looks broody, and Lana looks like she's thinking "I wonder what my parents are doing?"
meara - Jul 11, 2003 10:22:13 am PDT #3899 of 10000
in Bitches:
Calli:"I like my lust objects like I like my guacamole -- not secretly rotting." Which is true, but doesn't really plumb the depths of my mating requirements.
deborah grabien - Jul 11, 2003 10:34:34 am PDT #3900 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
After a discussion of pirates, gay fashion and decoration, thereby, billytea makes me waste breakfast and responds, thereto:
billytea "Yarr. Shiver me shag-pile."
Me: Is there a category on b.org for "granola on my monitor"?
billytea: Hee. I've been GOMM'd.
DXMachina - Jul 12, 2003 3:14:02 am PDT #3901 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Rio - In the end, I am sure Friendster will turn into some lame paying service and you guys will feel all stupid and conflicted.
Allyson - But then there will be the Phriendster Phoenix!
Sue - Jul 12, 2003 5:40:37 am PDT #3902 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Rio, on Friendster:
See what I'm saying? It's essentially a fucko dating service calling itself Friendster. It should just cut to the chase and call itself Fuckster.
Allyson :
Rio, you should start Fuckster. YOU WILL BE SO RICH!
Rio:
OMG YES!
stops searching job listings
types up Fuckster business plan
Later
Rio:
SO WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKSTER?
Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:06:06 am PDT #3903 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:
Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:
10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster