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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Elena - Jul 10, 2003 1:13:04 pm PDT #3898 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Erinaceous in, of all places, Press.

Erinaceous is cleaning her office again! Who wants a Chicago Tribune promo Smallville poster? Mint! First email has it ...

Lex looks hot and smug, Clark looks broody, and Lana looks like she's thinking "I wonder what my parents are doing?"

meara - Jul 11, 2003 10:22:13 am PDT #3899 of 10000

in Bitches:

Calli:"I like my lust objects like I like my guacamole -- not secretly rotting." Which is true, but doesn't really plumb the depths of my mating requirements.

deborah grabien - Jul 11, 2003 10:34:34 am PDT #3900 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

After a discussion of pirates, gay fashion and decoration, thereby, billytea makes me waste breakfast and responds, thereto:

billytea "Yarr. Shiver me shag-pile."

Me: Is there a category on b.org for "granola on my monitor"?

billytea: Hee. I've been GOMM'd.

DXMachina - Jul 12, 2003 3:14:02 am PDT #3901 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

Rio - In the end, I am sure Friendster will turn into some lame paying service and you guys will feel all stupid and conflicted.

Allyson - But then there will be the Phriendster Phoenix!

Sue - Jul 12, 2003 5:40:37 am PDT #3902 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Rio, on Friendster:

See what I'm saying? It's essentially a fucko dating service calling itself Friendster. It should just cut to the chase and call itself Fuckster.

Allyson :

Rio, you should start Fuckster. YOU WILL BE SO RICH!

Rio:

OMG YES!
stops searching job listings
types up Fuckster business plan

Later

Rio:

SO WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKSTER?

Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:06:06 am PDT #3903 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Daniel C. Jensen sums it up:

Top ten possible names for a Buffista version of Friendster:

10. Apocalypster
9. NGAster
8. AIFGster
7. Frank
6. Wrodster
5. Pornster
4. Bunkster
3. Foamyster
2. Buffister
1. Fuckster

Deena - Jul 12, 2003 6:20:30 am PDT #3904 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

He should have included Monkeypanster.

Jon B. - Jul 12, 2003 6:23:33 am PDT #3905 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Ooooh -- I think that might be the winner!

Cindy - Jul 12, 2003 7:55:02 am PDT #3906 of 10000
Nobody

(The little Plei voice in my head is taking that Frank and making it George. What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads? That explains a lot.)

DXMachina - Jul 12, 2003 8:03:58 am PDT #3907 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What? Y'all don't have little Plei voices in your heads?

I do, but they're usually talking about Parker Posey's boobies...

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